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RCL Assignment #4, Option 1

Abstract: These instructions for rising from slumber can be repeated no matter the date, time, or location. For this set, however, we will instruct the participant on how to wake up on a normal weekday, in which he or she has class that morning.

1. The evening before, before retiring for the night, set your iPhone alarm for exactly an hour before first class. Make sure to set a back up alarm precisely ten minutes later than the first, just in case. This will provide you the necessary time to shower, dress, and grab a quick breakfast.

2. Fall asleep, with the confidence that your alarm will wake you on the other side.

3. Wake up to the melodic jingle of the default iPhone alarm tone. Despite the dulcet tone, groan loudly because you have to get out of bed (not too loud, you may wake the roommate). If it’s winter, and thus colder outside the wrath of your blankets, groan extra loudly.

4. Emerging from your cocoon, quickly grab a towel and sprint to the shower. This is the only way to fully awaken. A day has not begun without a proper shower.

5. Upon showering, your bed will look like a comfortable counter option to getting dressed and braving the elements. Do not fall for this trap. Get dressed, pack your back and head to breakfast.

6. Having woken only twenty minutes earlier, you may not be hungry, or may even be repulsed by the idea of a breakfast sandwich. However, numerous highly acclaimed, award winning, ethos invoking health experts have suggested that breakfast may possibly be one of the three most important meals of the day. Get something from Rediffer and wolf it down.

7. You’ll have approximately 15 minutes to get to class. The prospect of being rushed so earlier in the morning is unappealing, and your bed will beckon. Once again, don’t fall for these fruitless traps, and get to class.

8. Enjoy, best served warm with milk.

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