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Police and State Patty’s Day

02/14/2013 by Chelsea Haurin   

State Patty’s day is a weekend we all look forward to. This year, however, State College police are going to be especially on the lookout. Police are taking this weekend extremely seriously. In previous years there have been many arrests for underage drinking and many have ended up in the hospital from over drinking. This year on State Patty’s day weekend police will be taking into custody those who are charged with underage drinking. Then anyone taken into custody will have to go before a judge. Here you will have to pay your fines or opt for an immediate hearing. If you can’t pay then you get sent to jail! In the words of the Onward State article, “Essentially, you can either pay up, be found guilty immediately, or be forced rub up next to serial Palmerton masturbator for the night.” So there is a lot at stake when it comes to drinking during this weekend. If anyone plans on participating in activities like this just be careful!

Works Cited

Horne, Kevin. “Drinking on State Patty’s Day? You’re Going to Jail.” Onward State. N.p., 11 Feb. 2013. Web. 14 Feb. 2013. <http://onwardstate.com/2013/02/11/drinking-on-state-pattys-day-youre-going-to-jail/>.


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