I Wish I Wasn’t Such a Narcissist

By David Wolpert

 

A rainbow

of sullage: greys, blacks, and ocherous blonds.

The mirrored surface scarred with ripples; one ponders

the origin of pride, the distortion of the pond.

 

David Wolpert is currently majoring in nothing with a minor in bromeopathic medicine. He regrets this joke and would like it redacted immediately.

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