“I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.'”
“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
And the comedian is Demetri Martin.
I classify Martin almost as a sneakily hysterical comedian. He walks on stage looking like a third grader who was just dressed by his mom before heading off to school. He first speaks and his voice is soft and timid. He does not force himself onto the audience or forcefully will them into laughter with energy. He is subdued and relies on his material for laughter… and it works.
Below is the first of his skits I would like to share with you.
“Batteries are so dramatic… they die… If you are a battery you are either working or you are dead. That’s a shit life.”
Like I said, he just sides back with his slow strumming guitar and rattles off his jokes. Also, his jokes are certainly more intellectual that other comedians. The whole joke about the woman being named Jill only if he needs help took me a couple of listens to understand. Now when I hear it I laugh out loud. Demetri Martin is not on stage hit on the hard topics. He is not Sarah Silverman or Anthony Jeselnik. He is more related to Jim Gaffigan and uses clean humor.
Here is the next clip to enjoy.
“I don’t have a ten I have a nine. Great, cause when you were in the back, my toes were severed off… given my very recent accident you are right on.” Great representation of relatable comedy. Just over Winter break I was shoe shopping at Dick’s Sporting Goods and I asked the guy if he had a certain pair of Nike’s in a 12. He came back and said I have them in a 9 1/2 and a 13. I had to hold back laughter in the moment. When he said he had a 9 1/2 I immediately thought of Demetri’s skit. Also, I was about to enter hysterical giggles with my brother because the guy actually brought the 9 1/2’s out from the back. I know I’m not the tallest guy around but come on, I’ve moved on from the 9 shoe size.
Comedy Reviews does a nice job at putting Martin’s Stand-Up techniques into words. It reads, “These topics aren’t approached from a cocky or brash point of view but instead they come from someone who questions only because he sincerely wants an answer. What is the best way to compliment someone on their face without sounding like a jerk? Why do we continue to insist on making birdhouses, a structure for an animal that already builds its own home? Is anyone monitoring the sudden invasion of wizards in the online vacation-themed clerical world? And seriously, is it rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands?”
Demetri Martin is a likable and humble comedian who will easily win over your ears and heart. Give him a listen, you won’t regret it.