how i wake up

  1. Turn off alarm that you set for 30 minutes before youre actually going to wake up
  2. Turn off alarm that you set for 15 minutes before youre actually going to wake up
  3. Finally wake up
  4. Groan
  5. Look at clock
  6. Groan more
  7. Peel your body out of bed
  8. Sit on the bed and contemplate life
  9. Look at your roommate

10. Realize his girlfriend slept over again

11. Silently resent their happiness

12. Look toward closet

13. Walk over

14. Take your pants off and slip on sandals

15. Walk down the hall towards the bathroom

16. Open the door

17. Hear the shower running

18. Pray there is a shower available

19. Get into available shower

20. Think about the homework you didn’t do for classes

21. Pay more attention to homework than shower

22. Realize you didn’t wash your conditioner out

23. Wash out conditioner

24. Turn off shower

25. Grab towel

26. Dry your body ass out in hopes someone will see that tattoo on your ass

  1. 27.  Walk into the main area

28. brush teeth

29. walk down the hall

30. stand in the doorway naked and keep resenting your roommates happiness

31. get dressed

32. realize your late

33. run to class

2 thoughts on “how i wake up

  1. tds5292

    PEEL your body out of bed XD. If you can really contemplate your life so early your mornings must be a hard hard experience to go through. Liked the first half a lot more than the second half. It was a lot more descriptive than the second. Spice up the shower scenes haha

  2. tds5292

    This is Aviva on Tommy’s account hahahah
    Love the giggles, wished for some more descriptive word choice but I get the simplicity that reflects the grogginess of waking up:)

    Uganda…stop it

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