Six of Crows and Teenagers

What do a criminal mastermind, prostitute-turned-assasin, gambling addicted sharpshooter, illiterate pyromaniac, hypersexual witch, and imprisoned religious fanatic have in common? For one, they are all under the age of 18. Second, they inhabit a rip-off fantasy Amsterdam. Third, they are the outcasts that make up the ensemble cast of Leigh Bardugo’s Six of Crows.


Kaz Brekker didn’t need a reason. Those were the words whispered on the streets of Ketterdam, in the taverns and the coffeehouses, in the dark and bleeding alleys of a pleasure district known as the Barrel. The boy they called Dirtyhands didn’t need a reason any more than he needed permission – to break a leg, sever an alliance, or change a man’s fortunes with the turn of a card.

The newest collector’s edition dust jacket of Six of Crows

The Book

I will admit, I gave you very two-dimensional descriptions of the cast of Six of Crows in the introduction – let me break them down more, as they are a bigger part of the novel (in my opinion) than the actual plot:

Criminal mastermind: This is the aforementioned Kaz Brekker, unaffectionately known as Dirtyhands. Kaz is the 17 year old leader of the gang known as The Dregs. He is cunning, cold, and driven by a never-ending thirst for wealth and revenge. He also wears black leather gloves 24/7 for unknown reasons (at least until you read the book).

Prostitute-turned-assasin: Inej Ghafa – another character with an unaffectionate nickname. She is known as “The Wraith”, slinking over rooftops and murdering from the shadows. Sold into sexual slavery at age 14, her indenture was bought by Kaz when she was 16 and her murder-sprees are working off her debt. She was an acrobat in her family’s circus as a child and is devoutly religious, leading to an interesting inner conflict for her. She also carries significant trauma from her time in the pleasure houses, which she struggles to overcome.

Gambling addicted sharpshooterThe lovable Jesper Fehey, an immigrant who has conned his family into believing he is studying at university while he actually blows his life savings gambling. He, too, is repaying Kaz by working as his sharpshooter. Jesper is funny and lovable – starkly different from the other two.

These three make up the “originals” – that is to say, they have known each other before the start of the novel. It is very clear that the three characters have history and there is both a sense of trust and connection between them that the newcomers do not have.

Illiterate pyromaniac: Wylan [redacted] – another Kaz hire who he pulled from the streets. Wylan is quiet and unassuming but has a gift for pyrotechnics and serves as the team’s explosives expert. Wylan’s also the only character of our main six that is originally from Ketterdamn, making him irreplaceable.

Hypersexual witch: Nina Zenik, who can only be described as a hoot. She sleeps with anything that walks, although she is holding a candle to a certain someone. She’s Kaz’s ace in the hole – she also owes him a debt and he’s not afraid to use her when he needs her. She’s from Ravka – the governing seat of the fantasy world.

Imprisoned religious fanaticMatthias Helvar, a witch-hunter from Fjerda, a frozen tundra. Through unfortunate events, he ends up in the high security prison, Hellgate. He’s determined to get back home and get revenge on those who put him in Hellgate.

These six come together in a series of unlikely events to complete what has been deemed an impossible task – a heist of the fabled Ice Court. It will take all of them working together to achieve – that is, if they don’t kill each other first.

The characters are some of the most morally grey I’ve ever read (something I love). All have done some pretty terrible things which they have justified in different ways. Each is driven by their own personal quest, but to achieve their goals they have to work together. Kaz, in particular, is extremely compelling. He is the true main character – the other five revolve around him and his planning for the heist. As stated before, he is cold and cunning and often times cruel, but the introspective third-person perspective allows for the reader to truly understand his thought process.

Throughout the course of the novel, the characters form a ragtag family. It is easy to forget they are teenagers with their mature attitudes and the horrors they have endured, but they truly are all searching for a place to belong – something they seem to find together.

Six of Crows gets five stars. It has everything I love in a book – fantasy elements, three-dimensional characters, sarcasm and puns (The Dregs are the bottom of the Barrel – get it?) and a found family at the center.


The Bop

Six of Crows‘ bop is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. A pulsing punk anthem, the song sings about the prejudice towards teenagers instituted by adults. The characters of Six of Crows are often patronized or looked down upon by adults – something which annoys them but they use to their advantage. You can imagine the gang strutting through the alleys of Ketterdamn with this song blasting.


To hit the bullseye, take the time to read Six of Crows. You will fall in love with The Dregs and their banter, and root for them as they brutally murder all those who wrong them. And even better – there’s a sequel!


Inej had wanted Kaz to be become someone else, a better person, a gentler thief. But that boy had no place here. That boy ended up starving in an alley. He ended up dead. That boy couldn’t get her back.

Dirtyhands had come to see the rough work done.

War and Peace and Kiss Me

Did the title of this blog post scare you? I will admit, when I picked up Leo Tolstoy’s War and Peace for the first time, I was terrified. Arguably the most well-known example of long and boring books, War and Peace is a Russian epic spanning 15 years, five families, and the Napoleanic Era of Moscow High Society.  I had a high school teacher who despised word vomit and used to comment on overly-complex answers to simple questions with the phrase “I asked for a sentence, not War and Peace”. Yes, it is long, and at times, it is boring, but it is also compelling – just what I like in my books.

“Eh bien, mon prince, Gênes et Lucques ne sont plus que des apanages, des estates, de la famille Buonaparte.”

One of the more popular translation covers of War and Peace

The Book

War and Peace tells the tale of five families – the Bezukhovs, the Bolkonskys, the Rostovs, the Kuragins, and Drubetskoys – and their lives in the Napoleonic Wars (the war) and the high society of Moscow (the peace). At the center are Andrei Bolkonsky, Natasha Rostov, and Pierre Bezukhov. Andrei is an aide-de-camp in the war, Natasha is a hopeless romantic disillusioned by high society, and Pierre, a bastard,  is Moscow’s newest most eligible bachelor after his wealthy, dying father leaves him his entire inheritance. The fate of these three intertwine as they navigate through 15 years of love, loss, and of course, war and peace.

There is a character for everyone in War and Peace – strong Andrei, sultry Helené, kind Sonya, and the wild Anatol are just some examples. There is romance, there is violence, there is scandal, there is death, there is life. War and Peace is the equivalent of General Hospital – a ridiculously long-running soap opera that has explored literally every avenue possible.

There are some nuances to reading, however. My first tip is to find a good translation. This does not mean the most common translation – find one that works for you. The first copy I picked up had eliminated all the French and the Tolstoy-isms that made me fall in love with the book as soon as I tried a different translator. My second tip is to keep track of the character’s names. There are so many Natalyas, Nikolais, and Pytors. However, most of them use different diminutives – for example, Pierre and Petya. If all else fails, pay attention to patronymics – these will also help you keep families in line.

War and Peace gets four out of five stars. The history debates inserted by Tolstoy dragged, but the drama pulled mw right back in!

The Bop

War and Peace’s bop is “Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer. The song encapsulates the dreamy nature of the balls of Moscow’s high society – a common setting in the novel. It also portrays the youthful innocence that follows Natasha (my personal favorite character) throughout the novel. She evolves from a naive little girl to an optimistic woman – and she doesn’t let the world beat the joy out of her.


In conclusion, don’t let the bulk scare you. Break out your ballgowns and bayonets and tackle War and Peace – you won’t regret it.


In the first case, the need was to renounce the consciousness of a nonexistent immobility in space and recognize a movement we do not feel; in the present case, it is just as necessary to renounce a nonexistent freedom and recognize a dependence we do not feel.

Red, White, and Royal Blue and Heros

A scandalous romance, a diverse cast of characters, a plethora of pop culture references, a refreshing look at politics, and a basset hound named David Bowie – what more could you want? All this and more can be found in Casey McQuiston’s smash-hit new adult novel, Red, White, and Royal Blue.


On the White House roof, tucked into a corner of the Promenade, there’s a bit of loose paneling right on the edge of the Solarium. If you tap it just right, you can peel it back enough to find a message etched underneath, with the tip of a key or maybe a stolen West Wing letter opener. Alex discovered it within his first week of living there. He’s never told anyone how.
It says:
RULE #1: DON’T GET CAUGHT


The English-language cover of Red, White, and Royal Blue

The Book

Red, White, and Royal Blue follows Alex Claremont-Diaz – the son of the sitting president, Ellen Claremont. He is freshly into his twenties and is firmly invested in his mother’s re-election campaign. He is charming, handsome , and entertaining, making him a perfect figurehead for the first family. His older sister, June, is the calm and collected planner. The vice president’s granddaughter, Nora, makes up the other third of the “White House Trio” who are known for their stunning fashion choices and raging New Year’s Eve party. When Alex and June are diplomatically sent to the wedding of England’s Prince Phillip, they plan on staying under the radar, drinking some champagne, and heading home. What they don’t plan on is Alex getting into an argument with Prince Henry, his sworn enemy. And they certainly don’t plan on the argument turning physical, resulting in an international clusterfobble and destroyed wedding cake. In order to avoid international outrage, Alex and Henry are forced into a fake-friendship to satisfy the press. Everything spirals from there – add two headstrong individuals, international politics, and the press and romance is inevitable!

I was not expecting to like Red, White, and Royal Blue as much as I did – I normally prefer plot-forward novels over romance. However, there is still a plot in this book. President Claremont’s re-election is at the forefront of everyone’s mind as the novel progresses. The diverse cast of characters is refreshing – Ellen is a tiny, blonde, Texan woman who is the sitting president, her ex-husband (Alex and June’s dad) is a proud Mexican man, and Alex and June embrace both sides of their identity.

I would rate the book four out of five stars – it hits some points where the romance just seems like filler material, but otherwise is super engaging. The characters are so easy to love in all their three-dimensional glory and the pop culture references were absolutely hysterical. Plus, I don’t think any scene will ever top the President presenting a powerpoint to her son about how international sex scandals are a bad idea.


The Bop

Red, White, and Royal Blue‘s bop is “Heroes” by David Bowie. First off, Henry has a dog named David Bowie, so it’s apropos. Additionally, the song details a forbidden romance – an idea which is at the forefront of this book. Barring spoilers, the title is also perfect for Henry and Alex’s story as their relationship evolves from the shadows.


So – read Red, White, and Royal Blue. You will fall in love with the First and Royal families and all those that orbit around them and you’ll never be able to watch Star Wars again without thinking of Alex and Henry. Happy reading!


Alex reaches down into the front of his dress shirt and finds the chain with his fingers, pulls it out carefully. The ring, the key. Under winter clouds, victorious, he unlocks the door.

The Mists of Avalon and Rhiannon

What comes to mind when you think of King Arthur and his mythology? Him riding into battle with Excalibur? The great wizard Merlin? The Knights of the Round Table? The sprawling fields of Camelot? These are all common threads in peoples’ minds. However, the women of Arthurian legend are not often considered – or at least they weren’t, until The Mists of Avalon.


In my time I have been called many things: sister, lover, priestess, wise-woman, queen.


The cover of “The Mists of Avalon”

The Book

The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley turns Arthurian legend on its head. The expansive novel follows the women of Arthur’s world – Igraine (his mother), Gwenhwyfar (his wife), Morgause (his aunt), Vivianne (the high priestess of Avalon), and Morgaine – the protagonist of the novel. Morgaine is Arthur’s half-sister; in other versions, she is known as Morgana or Morgan le Fay. She is an antagonist in traditional retellings: thwarting the plans of the Round Table and playing a hand in Arthur’s demise. Morgan is usually very one-dimensional – she is a conniving she-devil with mysterious magical powers.

The Mists of Avalon follows Morgaine through her life – her childhood in Avalon training to be a priestess,  her pregnancy resulting from a fertility performed with an estranged Arthur (of which neither were aware), her return to court, and Arthur’s death. She is made out to be a sympathetic character. Her anger evolves from constant manipulation during her upbringing, but her true goal is to preserve her religion, that of the Mother Goddess, while the Saxons spread Christianity. It is a fascinating analysis of religion, femininity, and the perception of women throughout mythology.

Other important Arthurian characters make an appearance: Mordred, Lancelot, Uther, and Gwaine are all supporting the main cast. An interesting side note is that most of the characters have different spellings of their name than in the traditional myth. For example, Guinevere is styled Gwenhwyfar. This serves the purpose of separating the characters of traditional myth from Bradley’s retelling. The women are no longer Arthur’s backup dancers; instead, their own ambitions are explored as well as their thoughts and emotions through the generations of their lives.

I would give The Mists of Avalon four stars. The plot and characters are extremely engaging, even for those who are the most well-versed in Arthurian myth. However, the book is lengthy and the world-building, while descriptive, can seem a bit redundant at times. It is slow to start as well – much of Morgaine’s childhood in Avalon is repetitive. Despite this, the book  draws you in and keeps you turning pages to follow Morgaine’s adventures.


The Bop

The Mists of Avalon‘s bop is “Rhiannon” by Fleetwood Mac. In my mind, “Rhiannon” is perfect for Morgaine’s life. It has a mystical ambiance and is a feminist anthem. Just like the titular Rhiannon, Morgaine fights to avoid being tied down by obligations or other individuals. She marches to the beat of her own drum – something Morgaine initially struggles with but truly embraces by the end of the novel. She is a woman taken by the wind – ubiquitous and unique.


To end this week’s blog, check out The Mists of Avalon. It is best enjoyed outdoors, perhaps in a gazebo by a stream with light rain showers. It will flesh out your understanding of Arthurian legend and offer a refreshing perspective on a time-trodden tale.


She needed no longer to summon the barge – she need only step through the mists here, and be in Avalon. Her work was done.