War and Peace and Kiss Me

Did the title of this blog post scare you? I will admit, when I picked up Leo Tolstoy’s War and Peace for the first time, I was terrified. Arguably the most well-known example of long and boring books, War and Peace is a Russian epic spanning 15 years, five families, and the Napoleanic Era of Moscow High Society.  I had a high school teacher who despised word vomit and used to comment on overly-complex answers to simple questions with the phrase “I asked for a sentence, not War and Peace”. Yes, it is long, and at times, it is boring, but it is also compelling – just what I like in my books.

“Eh bien, mon prince, Gênes et Lucques ne sont plus que des apanages, des estates, de la famille Buonaparte.”

One of the more popular translation covers of War and Peace

The Book

War and Peace tells the tale of five families – the Bezukhovs, the Bolkonskys, the Rostovs, the Kuragins, and Drubetskoys – and their lives in the Napoleonic Wars (the war) and the high society of Moscow (the peace). At the center are Andrei Bolkonsky, Natasha Rostov, and Pierre Bezukhov. Andrei is an aide-de-camp in the war, Natasha is a hopeless romantic disillusioned by high society, and Pierre, a bastard,  is Moscow’s newest most eligible bachelor after his wealthy, dying father leaves him his entire inheritance. The fate of these three intertwine as they navigate through 15 years of love, loss, and of course, war and peace.

There is a character for everyone in War and Peace – strong Andrei, sultry Helené, kind Sonya, and the wild Anatol are just some examples. There is romance, there is violence, there is scandal, there is death, there is life. War and Peace is the equivalent of General Hospital – a ridiculously long-running soap opera that has explored literally every avenue possible.

There are some nuances to reading, however. My first tip is to find a good translation. This does not mean the most common translation – find one that works for you. The first copy I picked up had eliminated all the French and the Tolstoy-isms that made me fall in love with the book as soon as I tried a different translator. My second tip is to keep track of the character’s names. There are so many Natalyas, Nikolais, and Pytors. However, most of them use different diminutives – for example, Pierre and Petya. If all else fails, pay attention to patronymics – these will also help you keep families in line.

War and Peace gets four out of five stars. The history debates inserted by Tolstoy dragged, but the drama pulled mw right back in!

The Bop

War and Peace’s bop is “Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer. The song encapsulates the dreamy nature of the balls of Moscow’s high society – a common setting in the novel. It also portrays the youthful innocence that follows Natasha (my personal favorite character) throughout the novel. She evolves from a naive little girl to an optimistic woman – and she doesn’t let the world beat the joy out of her.


In conclusion, don’t let the bulk scare you. Break out your ballgowns and bayonets and tackle War and Peace – you won’t regret it.


In the first case, the need was to renounce the consciousness of a nonexistent immobility in space and recognize a movement we do not feel; in the present case, it is just as necessary to renounce a nonexistent freedom and recognize a dependence we do not feel.

Red, White, and Royal Blue and Heros

A scandalous romance, a diverse cast of characters, a plethora of pop culture references, a refreshing look at politics, and a basset hound named David Bowie – what more could you want? All this and more can be found in Casey McQuiston’s smash-hit new adult novel, Red, White, and Royal Blue.


On the White House roof, tucked into a corner of the Promenade, there’s a bit of loose paneling right on the edge of the Solarium. If you tap it just right, you can peel it back enough to find a message etched underneath, with the tip of a key or maybe a stolen West Wing letter opener. Alex discovered it within his first week of living there. He’s never told anyone how.
It says:
RULE #1: DON’T GET CAUGHT


The English-language cover of Red, White, and Royal Blue

The Book

Red, White, and Royal Blue follows Alex Claremont-Diaz – the son of the sitting president, Ellen Claremont. He is freshly into his twenties and is firmly invested in his mother’s re-election campaign. He is charming, handsome , and entertaining, making him a perfect figurehead for the first family. His older sister, June, is the calm and collected planner. The vice president’s granddaughter, Nora, makes up the other third of the “White House Trio” who are known for their stunning fashion choices and raging New Year’s Eve party. When Alex and June are diplomatically sent to the wedding of England’s Prince Phillip, they plan on staying under the radar, drinking some champagne, and heading home. What they don’t plan on is Alex getting into an argument with Prince Henry, his sworn enemy. And they certainly don’t plan on the argument turning physical, resulting in an international clusterfobble and destroyed wedding cake. In order to avoid international outrage, Alex and Henry are forced into a fake-friendship to satisfy the press. Everything spirals from there – add two headstrong individuals, international politics, and the press and romance is inevitable!

I was not expecting to like Red, White, and Royal Blue as much as I did – I normally prefer plot-forward novels over romance. However, there is still a plot in this book. President Claremont’s re-election is at the forefront of everyone’s mind as the novel progresses. The diverse cast of characters is refreshing – Ellen is a tiny, blonde, Texan woman who is the sitting president, her ex-husband (Alex and June’s dad) is a proud Mexican man, and Alex and June embrace both sides of their identity.

I would rate the book four out of five stars – it hits some points where the romance just seems like filler material, but otherwise is super engaging. The characters are so easy to love in all their three-dimensional glory and the pop culture references were absolutely hysterical. Plus, I don’t think any scene will ever top the President presenting a powerpoint to her son about how international sex scandals are a bad idea.


The Bop

Red, White, and Royal Blue‘s bop is “Heroes” by David Bowie. First off, Henry has a dog named David Bowie, so it’s apropos. Additionally, the song details a forbidden romance – an idea which is at the forefront of this book. Barring spoilers, the title is also perfect for Henry and Alex’s story as their relationship evolves from the shadows.


So – read Red, White, and Royal Blue. You will fall in love with the First and Royal families and all those that orbit around them and you’ll never be able to watch Star Wars again without thinking of Alex and Henry. Happy reading!


Alex reaches down into the front of his dress shirt and finds the chain with his fingers, pulls it out carefully. The ring, the key. Under winter clouds, victorious, he unlocks the door.

The Mists of Avalon and Rhiannon

What comes to mind when you think of King Arthur and his mythology? Him riding into battle with Excalibur? The great wizard Merlin? The Knights of the Round Table? The sprawling fields of Camelot? These are all common threads in peoples’ minds. However, the women of Arthurian legend are not often considered – or at least they weren’t, until The Mists of Avalon.


In my time I have been called many things: sister, lover, priestess, wise-woman, queen.


The cover of “The Mists of Avalon”

The Book

The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley turns Arthurian legend on its head. The expansive novel follows the women of Arthur’s world – Igraine (his mother), Gwenhwyfar (his wife), Morgause (his aunt), Vivianne (the high priestess of Avalon), and Morgaine – the protagonist of the novel. Morgaine is Arthur’s half-sister; in other versions, she is known as Morgana or Morgan le Fay. She is an antagonist in traditional retellings: thwarting the plans of the Round Table and playing a hand in Arthur’s demise. Morgan is usually very one-dimensional – she is a conniving she-devil with mysterious magical powers.

The Mists of Avalon follows Morgaine through her life – her childhood in Avalon training to be a priestess,  her pregnancy resulting from a fertility performed with an estranged Arthur (of which neither were aware), her return to court, and Arthur’s death. She is made out to be a sympathetic character. Her anger evolves from constant manipulation during her upbringing, but her true goal is to preserve her religion, that of the Mother Goddess, while the Saxons spread Christianity. It is a fascinating analysis of religion, femininity, and the perception of women throughout mythology.

Other important Arthurian characters make an appearance: Mordred, Lancelot, Uther, and Gwaine are all supporting the main cast. An interesting side note is that most of the characters have different spellings of their name than in the traditional myth. For example, Guinevere is styled Gwenhwyfar. This serves the purpose of separating the characters of traditional myth from Bradley’s retelling. The women are no longer Arthur’s backup dancers; instead, their own ambitions are explored as well as their thoughts and emotions through the generations of their lives.

I would give The Mists of Avalon four stars. The plot and characters are extremely engaging, even for those who are the most well-versed in Arthurian myth. However, the book is lengthy and the world-building, while descriptive, can seem a bit redundant at times. It is slow to start as well – much of Morgaine’s childhood in Avalon is repetitive. Despite this, the book  draws you in and keeps you turning pages to follow Morgaine’s adventures.


The Bop

The Mists of Avalon‘s bop is “Rhiannon” by Fleetwood Mac. In my mind, “Rhiannon” is perfect for Morgaine’s life. It has a mystical ambiance and is a feminist anthem. Just like the titular Rhiannon, Morgaine fights to avoid being tied down by obligations or other individuals. She marches to the beat of her own drum – something Morgaine initially struggles with but truly embraces by the end of the novel. She is a woman taken by the wind – ubiquitous and unique.


To end this week’s blog, check out The Mists of Avalon. It is best enjoyed outdoors, perhaps in a gazebo by a stream with light rain showers. It will flesh out your understanding of Arthurian legend and offer a refreshing perspective on a time-trodden tale.


She needed no longer to summon the barge – she need only step through the mists here, and be in Avalon. Her work was done.


 

Little Women and Strawberry Fields Forever

Remember in my last post where I discussed my love for my sisters? It was not always sunshine and rainbows. As small children, we bickered constantly – spending that much time with anyone is bound to make you go crazy. People always told us that we’d grow up to be best friends, but we firmly disagreed and vowed to always be enemies. Sisterhood was a concept I did not want anything to do with in my youth. My mother only has a brother, so I never saw examples of sisters being close until I read Louisa May Alcott’s timeless classic, Little Women.


“Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents,” grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.”

The Penguin Classics cover of “Little Women”, which is the first copy I ever read.

The Book

Little Women is the quintessential American novel – it is a coming-of-age story, romance novel, and chock-full of patriotism. It is classified as a children’s book, but even as an adult, I can read and enjoy it while taking away important messages. The book follows the upbringing of Josephine “Jo” March – a headstrong, fiercely independent girl who dreams of being an author. She has three sisters – Meg (the oldest and most responsible), Beth (Jo’s younger sister who is a quiet and loving musician), and Amy (the youngest March – slightly bratty with dreams of being an artist). The family is held together by their mother, Marmee, while their father is away serving in the Civil War. Other characters frequently pop in the lives of the March girls – Theodore “Laurie” Laurence, their next-door neighbor and Jo’s best friend is one of the main ones. The book is set in Concord, Massachusetts (very close to where I grew up, another reason I love the book so much) during a bustling time.

Each sister has their own unique struggles that they come to terms with throughout the book. As the oldest, Meg is facing the daunting prospect of entering society and becoming a women and wife. She dreams of being a housewife but struggles to justify something so “ordinary” to her fanciful sisters. Jo attempts to navigate becoming a writer in a world dead-set against women in the field while also coming to terms with her identity, her relationship with Laurie and her sisters, and a tragedy that befalls the family. Beth undergoes sickness while trying to hold her oft-feuding sisters together – she is intent on staying at home and preserving the last inklings of childhood. Amy, a romantic, struggles to balance her own ambition for greatness and love with her duty to her family.

Jo is the true main character of the book, although all the sisters receive their due diligence by Alcott. Her trials describe the struggles of being a woman in that time period, but many still ring true today. Her devotion to her family and friends is clear, and it is endearing to see all of the characters interact, especially the sisters. I often tell people that it is impossible to understand the relationship between sisters unless you have sisters yourself. Alcott does a great job of encapsulating the nuances of sisterhood. Her book is made even better with the knowledge that it is loosely autobiographical – based on the lives of Alcott and her own sisters. It’s so interesting to see how sisters tend to fall into stereotypical roles. Myself, as the oldest, have always identified with Jo (and Meg’s feeling of responsibility of her sisters). My middle sister, Abbey, is unequivocally Beth – the quiet and loving pacifist (they even play the piano!). Lucy, my youngest sister, IS Amy Curtis March – dramatic and sometimes misguided in her actions, but always has the purest intentions. Those with sisters will enjoying reading the book and seeing how they fit into the roles.

I will always remember my first reading of Little Women – it was completed almost entirely in the rocking chair of my second grade classroom during independent reading time. Once again, barring spoiler, this book was my first experience with heartbreak. A particular scene left me in jaw-dropping sadness and a melancholy feeling that lingered for days. Little Women has also had many adaptations – plays, mini-series (the Winona Ryder one is my favorite!), and movies (most recently fantastically adapted in 2019 by Greta Gerwig ). They range from way off to startlingly close to source material, but all are entertaining and worth a watch. New retellings have also been written now that the book is in the public domain – The Spring GirlsJo & Laurie, and Great or Nothing are a few that I’ve read and enjoyed.

I think it goes without saying that I, as a Little Women aficionado, give the book 5 stars. I would give it 6 if I could. You will fall in love with the March girls, Laurie, and those around them as you read your way through their lives.


The Bop

Little Women’s bop is “Strawberry Fields Forever” by The Beatles. The Beatles always makes me think of my family – this song, perhaps, most of all. The bright and cheerful song reminisces on John Lennon’s idyllic childhood in Liverpool, England. The song is nostalgic but also embraces growing up and carrying the joy of childhood with you forever. This is perfect for Little Women – the March girls each have their own qualms with leaving childhood, and throughout the novel they come to understand that they can grow up while still maintaining the love and lessons from their youth. Perhaps they could replace “Strawberry Fields” with “Orchid House” – the syllables even match up!


To close, take a break from hardcore reading to nestle up with Little Women. The book wraps you in the warm glow of childhood and leaves you with the feeling of waking up to a warm bowl of chicken soup and the love of your family surrounding you.


“Oh, my girls, however long you may live, I never can wish you a greater happiness than this!”

The House in the Cerulean Sea and Sweet Creature

My sisters are my favorite people in the world. We are triplets – I have quite literally only lived one minute of my life without them. Hence, we tend to share a lot. While I buried myself in novels, Abbey found solace in comic books. We regularly bickered about if comics were actually books and my book recommendations were steadily ignored. You can only imagine my joy when Abbey showed up one day with a physical book (with more than 200 pages and no pictures!) and demanded I read it. I frankly wasn’t expecting much, but the subsequent reading experience was one that both warmed my heart and punched me in the face. The book was TJ Klune’s breakout novel The House in The Cerulean Sea, whose front cover aptly described it as a “big gay blanket”.


“Oh dear,” Linus Baker said, wiping the sweat from his brow. “This is most unusual.”

 


 

The House in the Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune - Audiobook - Audible.com

The front cover of “The House in the Cerulean Sea”


The Book

I actually can’t think of a better description than a big gay blanket – that’s exactly what this book is. The book is a contemporary fantasy novel, centering around Linus Baker. Linus is a social worker for the Department in Charge of Magical Youth who lives by the rules. He doesn’t change his routine, he doesn’t challenge The Guidebook, and he most certainly does not question The Extremely Upper Management. Linus investigates magical children – often those who live in orphanages – making sure that they are healthy.

His whole world is flipped on its axis when he is summoned by the higher-ups on an extremely confidential mission and sent to Marsyas Island Orphanage to investigate the livelihood of the six extremely dangerous magical children who live there – Talia (a gnome), Sal (a werewolf), Theodore (a wyvern), Phee (a forest sprite), Chauncey (a green amphorous blob), and Lucy (the antichrist). Another mystery is Arthur Parnassus, the charming caretaker of the orphanage hell-bent on keeping the children safe with him. As Linus tries to fulfills his assignment, he also learns about the importance of acceptance, unbiased opinions, love, and – more import than anything else – the power of family (whether or not it is bound by blood).

Klune’s characters are fleshed-out and lovable, even if they aren’t all human. You’d be hard pressed not to fall in love with Arthur and the kids as the galavant around the island getting into all sorts of mischief. Linus himself is an enigma. He’s not your classic action hero – rather, he’s 40 year-old portly government worker whose only friend is his cat. His evolution throughout the novel is endearing and inspiring as he comes to terms with the uprooting of his entire belief system. TJ Klune works to vividly describe the magical environment and emotional context the main characters are living in, and this enhances the novel that much more.

The House in the Cerulean Sea is another five star book for me. Not only do I associate it with my sister, but the whimsical setting brings me back to the fantasy novels of my childhood while adding another dimension with the biases and political aspects that my adult self can appreciate. I’m always a sucker for a found family – and this one is an especially good one.


The Bop

The House in the Cerulean Sea‘s bop is “Sweet Creature” by Harry Styles. It’s an acoustic ballad reminiscent of The Beatles’s song “Blackbird” with its soft background track. The title derives from a scene in Othello describing Desdemona, making me love it even more. The song describes a relationship going through a trying time, but realizing that the love that is present is enough to bridge any divide. Although romance is a side plot in The House in the Cerulean Sea, familial love is the overarching thread tying the story together – “Sweet Creature” can apply to both types of love and is therefore a perfect song for the novel.


To tie up this big gay blanket in a nice bow, take the time to read The House in the Cerulean Sea. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will emerge with a newfound love for record players, shovels, and Lucifer.


Sometimes, he thought to himself in a house in a cerulean sea, you were able to choose the life you wanted. And if you were of the lucky sort, sometimes that life chose you back.

The Book Thief and Saturn

When sitting down to write this first blog post, I found myself at an impasse. There are so many books in the world of so many genres and styles and lengths. There are so many books that I love and could rave for days about and I struggled to choose one to begin this adventure. However, I kept coming back to one novel – The Book Thief by Markus Zusak – which was truly the only fitting place for me to start.

 


First the colors. Then the humans. That’s usually how I see things. Or at least, how I try.


The Book Thief: Markus Zusak: 9780375842207: Amazon.com: Books

The traditional cover of The Book Thief


The Book

I read The Book Thief for the first time when I was twelve, and have reread it at least twice per year since then. I own three copies and can quote the majority of it from backlog. What type of book sticks with a preteen so strongly that it follows her for the rest of the life?

The answer is this one. The Book Thief follows Liesel, a young orphan who has recently moved in with new foster parents outside of Munich, Germany. As Liesel comes to terms with her burgeoning adolescence, she is also forced to come to terms with the setting of her childhood – Nazi Germany at the peak of World War II. She is aided by her foster parents (Hans and Rosa), her best friend and next-door neighbor (Rudy), and the young Jewish man her family is hiding (Max). Liesel’s story is told from the point of view of Death, though he is not the narrator you would expect him to be. He is, above all else, tired of his endless work and haunted by the humans he encounters.

Zusak’s style is contemporary and contemplative, utilizing the perfect mix of details and interpretations. His characters are multi-dimensional – characters you love are part of the Nazi party because they feel they have no choice – and force you to analyze them from all angles. This crafts the delicate dance of The Book Thief; additionally, it leaves you with a reading experience you will never forget. The novel avoids the common pitfalls and cliches of many World War II novels – the heroes still struggle and endure painful suffering – but still fully immerses the reader in the setting.

The Book Thief stands at a solid five out of five stars for me. In my mind, it will never be topped. Every time I read it, I find something new that I hadn’t seen before. There is always laughter and tears shed, no matter how many times I have subjected myself to the novel. There is also an extremely good movie adaptation that takes some creative liberties but stays very true to the ideas of the book.


The Bop

For each playlist I carefully curate, there will be fifteen songs. The first one will be “The Bop” – the overarching tune I’ve decided to analyze for that particular book.

The Book Thief‘s bop is “Saturn” by Sleeping at Last. Sleeping at Last specializes in hauntingly beautiful, contemplative songs that delve into the depths of the human condition. “Saturn” is no different – it revolves around the loss of a beloved mentor figure. There is a tinge of sadness over the loss, but also joy in a life well-lived and a whole lot of love. Barring spoilers, this aligns perfectly with Liesel and her continuous grapple with love and loss throughout her life – through death, war, Nazis, unrequited love, and everything in between.


So, to wrap it all up – read The Book Thief. You will be left with a melancholy feeling and a book slump that will feel impossible to get out of, but the story will stick with you forever – for “even Death has a heart”.


A last note from your narrator: I am haunted by humans.