Do you ever have the urge to pretend to be something you’re not? I know I love playing make believe. Like that time of year when I successfully convince everyone to dress up in whatever they want and bang on people’s doors asking for candy or when I meet someone at Nick’s Pizza and proceed to convince them that I’m a recovering Arachibutyrophobia who just lost their ninja bacon wrapped cat in the Sahara Desert and who has the strangest urge to run after it with scissors until it meows in a proper fashion. Sometimes, the best things in life happen when you pretend to be someone you aren’t. Like that time where you defanged a snake at a Nashville block party and everyone thought you were some kind of performer or herpetologist but in reality, you just thought it would be cool to see what happens when a snake loses its fangs!

I know what you are thinking, “MR. BLOGGING WITH A DOG!! I CAME HERE FOR ANOTHER MOVIE REFERENCE, BUT ALL YOU’RE GIVING ME IS NEW FANTASTIC WORDS TO ADD TO MY VOCABULARY!!!”

That’s right my young reptilian lover, I love providing my viewers with only the most delectable of words to use, but what comes next will knock your socks clean off!

What’s better than snorting crystal meth with you son?? Weddings!! That’s right! There is nothing more beautiful and enjoyable than a wedding! And the best part is, it doesn’t matter what your religion or ethnicity is, a wedding is a wedding! Ah yes, I just absolutely love the hors d’oeuvres and the balloon animals and the dancing and the delicious cake! Oh boy… the very thought makes my skin tense up and shiver a little… However, for these two hotties, it’s all about the “broads”.

That’s right baby it’s wedding season!! And what better way to celebrate then crashing as many weddings as possible and coming up with a giant rule book to make sure you are not caught! For John and Jeremy, this isn’t just a game, it’s a lifestyle and, more importantly, a way to meet women! Because let me tell ya, women love when a guy pretends to be a retired Yankee player who lost “so many good men out there” and is still in mourning.

Have you ever been so compelled to unveil this delicious comedy known as Wedding Crashers? If not, this is the blog for you! If you have, read this anyway because this blog is about to become absolute fire! The basic idea of this movie is that two men, who have been friends forever, go out and crash weddings each year with the sole purpose of bedding women. I know that sounds very strange and unusual and possibly like a crappy movie, but wait, there’s MORE! At the end of their season, the boys try to pull off one last crash, the Secretary of the Treasury’s daughter’s wedding! While they have major success at the wedding, the men wind up getting invited back to the family’s private house. Because one of the men begins falling for another daughter of the Secretary, the two friends accept and have to keep up their act while the one continues to try and steal the daughter away from her current boyfriend and future husband.

               

You learn to hate this boyfriend pretty quickly…

The movie is only 2 hours, which is obviously super short and easy to manage. It’s not like you were gonna spend those two hours of your life actually doing something useful like homework. I mean seriously let’s stop pretending for once gosh! This movie also stars some of the most famous actors known to the incredible industry that is comedy! This includes: Owen Wilson (wWoOoOwW ß I love you if you get that reference), Vince Vaughn, Bradley Cooper, Isla Fisher, Rachel McAdams, and so many more! Fun fact for ya to munch on, Will Farrell appears in the movie a few times, but is uncredited and you will not find him if you search Wedding Crashers cast online 😀

Not too shabby huh? I swear you’ll be laughing your butt off the minute you hear the secretary’s son screaming at the ocean. Or maybe seeing little kiddos asking if a gum wrapper is for “rolling a fatty” tickles your insides. I really don’t know! But what I can tell you is that watching someone get absolutely obliterated in TOUCH football never gets old and if that doesn’t get to you, I’ll bet getting shot in your booty during a quail hunt would change your mind!

Little easter egg here, that white haired man on the left is John McCain 😀

Holy cow there are so many good scenes in this movie, especially if you like painting. As grandma points out early on, the son, Todd, is homosexual and very creepy. However, as the Secretary exclaims, this is a good thing because United States citizens will actually empathize with the family’s situation when he runs for president!! So, if that makes you wanna flip the table then maybe it’s time to go to your room and paint… “homo things”.

Besides who wouldn’t want to get tied up while asleep, have a sock duck taped inside your mouth, and visited by two fun friends who just want to show you a good time and make you feel welcomed!! The best part is when you tell one of them to go back in the closet! You can probably tell who that is if you know what I mean…. Of course, if you are more of the one who enjoys the company of other men then maybe you would’ve enjoyed a quick round of “tummy sticks”!

So maybe watching people smear their own blood to create their paintings or telling the ocean that death is your bitc* lover isn’t the crème brulee you were hoping to take a nice bite out of, but I beg you to watch this movie. It is so messed up in the most wonderful way and you will enjoy every second of it. While I can’t promise that a chubby kid will get absolutely destroyed or that a giraffe will get its head chopped off by an overhang on the freeway, what I can promise you is a kickass movie full of the most amazing humor that will have you jumping on the couch until you are throwing up in the toilet because of all the eyedrop fluid you ingested 5 minutes ago.

So, pull up a table, grab your suit jacket and a glass wine, and get ready for the time of your life!! Don’t worry I promise you won’t have to deal with kitty kat and if todd shows up under your covers tonight and asks you to play a nice fun game of tummy sticks, just tell him to go back in the closet. It’s as easy as swiper no swiping!! Just repeat after me, “Todd no tummy sticks,” and you will be saved. Plus! He might think you and he had a moment at dinner and holy shirts and pants he made you a beautiful painting! Remember though you get to keep the painting because it was a gift…

Anyway, good luck fellow movie goers and remember, if you see a bacon wrapped cat on the lose please let me know immediately so I can teach it some manners…

Love your very caring,

Blogging Dog 😊

 

As always here is the good stuff:

If you wanna play some tummy sticks

Telling the Ocean off (Just watch to 2:05 so you don’t get into any spoilers)

Having a drink with a priest

After the midnight fun

Let’s get some quail

“Touch Football”

Balloon Bicycle and Rolling a Fatty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llA81OKUuN0

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2635c30f-4f0a-4090-934e-2605da5dc721

Dinner

Here are some extra scenes in case you are interested