Everyone has one of those days where they lose something they need urgently. Whether that be your car keys, a wedding cake, or even your neighbors dog the end result is the same. We search, and we search to the point where we give up and then it just shows up when we least expect it to. It is this moment that we want to go back to our rooms and begin beating up our childhood teddy bears. But enough about that, we’ll have to save the beatings for later because in this wonderful beauty the protagonists are successfully able to find what they are missing directly after giving up, but luckily before their deadline.
“BUT SIR!?!? WHAT ON EARTH COULD THIS DEADLINE BE!!”
Excellent question my bold interrupting friend, but how about we wait for me to get there?
Anyway, our tale for today is one of pure honor, pure honesty, and pure nobleness. Our heroes will embark on a dangerous quest from which they may never return. Their destination? Caesars Palace in Las Vegas!
Hardy har har, did you think I was serious about the honor and nobleness part? Haha heck no! These boys are about as stupid and sketchy as they come! So, let me run you through a little plot synopsis here before I unveil this delectable title. White Doug is to be married on the approaching Sunday and to celebrate his friends Stu, Phil, and brother in law Allen take a trip to the city of Vegas. However, everything goes to hell when the group (titled Wolf Pack by Allen) awakes without Doug in a completely destroyed room, without memory of the night before, at Caesars Palace. Together, the Wolf Pack must race against time to find Doug and return him to California before his Wedding begins.
Obviously, I’m referring to the most comedic movie that is the Hangover! And let me tell ya, if you think that plot is solid this movie has got a plethora of outrageous and brilliantly done scenes. From counting cards in a casino to stealing a baby you will not be disappointed. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the birth of Bradley Cooper’s career! In fact, this movie stars some of the most infamous people among the acting realm including: Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, and Ken Jeong.
Now for the sad part, the movie is 108 minutes long! I know, I know, I threw up a little in my mouth too, but don’t worry every single second of this film is worth it. Besides would you really want to miss Stu’s accidental wedding with a stripper or watching the protagonists get tasered in a police demonstration? Maybe you too will scream when Eddie gets shot!
Think about it, by not watching this movie you won’t be able to enjoy that quality family time that everyone longs for. Remember how I said everyone hates to lose something they need? Well your going to hate to lose family time when you go off to college, a different state, or die so grasp it while it lasts. I’m sure even mob boss chow would agree that there are more things to life then beating people up with a crow bar while naked.
Besides, missing this movie means missing the chance to see Alan count cards, which is honestly incredible considering he is a “Rah-tard (Raaa…taard)” and quite frankly, as Stu puts it, too stupid too insult. Also, this movie includes Phil stealing money from his students and a lovely line from Alan where you learn that he is not supposed to be near any kind of school or a Chuck E. Cheese.
You are probably wondering, “HOW THE HELL DID ALL OF THIS HAPPEN, AND WHY CAN’T THEY REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE!!!”
Another excellent question! Well, to put it in Stu’s kind words, the drug dealer turned out to not be such a nice guy! That’s right folks, Alan bought ruffies from a drug dealer (better known as Black Doug) thinking it was ecstasy and spiked the Wolf Pack’s drinks! That’s what I call a true friend. I mean seriously what could be better than telling everyone you were ruffied by someone in your own group!
To be quite honest with you, this movie is way too action packed and amazing to include everything, but the funny thing is that the movie could have been prevented so easily had the Wolf Pack actually used their brains a little. You see, when they first awake without Doug in the morning they realize that Doug’s mattress has been tossed out the window. Seems normal right? Only problem is there are no windows in their room, which means they could have skipped half of this movie and solved the Doug problem almost immediately. Isn’t that just astonishing! I mean I certainly have no regrets after watching this but still, oh my goodness right!
So, pull up a chair, turn on your xfinity, and watch this movie to your hearts content. I promise, and you can take my word on this one, you will enjoy every seen of this movie and will be laughing your head off so frequently you may have to call your pediatrician, but hey that only adds to the fun! Just kick up your feet, hit that play button, and watch some beautiful tigers get molested! Yep… that sort of happens oddly enough…
Enjoy your night and remember, what happens in Vegas… stays in Vegas! “Except herpes, that will come back with you.”
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