Syllabus, Syllabi, Sillybusses, You know – that thing only six of your students will actually read.

Syllabus, Syllabi, Sillybusses, You know – that thing only six of your students will actually read.

I’d like to start this blog post on a personal note.

Did you know not only am I Penn State staff, but I am also a Penn State student? (Hey, Hey World Campus!)

And I read the syllabus for every class, every single time.

Every. Single. Time.

You’re welcome.

See? Some of us actually care and we’re here to learn. So, thank you for getting your syllabus turned in to Karen Mullen on time.

That time would be this Friday, August 23rd.

You all know Karen, right?

She’s super sweet, helpful, and always has a smile and a piece of bubble gum for you.

But let me tell you if those syllabi aren’t in her hot little hands on Friday, you can say goodbye to the bubble gum and smiles!

The wet-noodle lashings will commence, my friends, and it will not be pretty.

Do yourself a favor, get those syllabi turned in.

Just to recap:

Syllabi need to be turned in by Friday, August 23rd or Nice Karen goes away and Noodle-Lashing Karen takes her place.

Okay, glad we are all on the same page.

Have a great semester and try not to run over any students on your way in next Monday!

P.S.- Don’t you just love buying new school supplies? Let me know in the comments your favorite thing to buy when it’s Back to School heaven in the stores.