I’m sitting in the blue lounge in Simmons right now and my friend Shreya (I was asked to put her name in here I promise) is playing “Come to Your Senses” from the movie so I feel obligated to talk about Tick, Tick… Boom! despite not knowing too much about it. I have seen the movie twice though, so I consider myself to be adequately qualified to write this.
The plot and music are semi-autobiographical as they were written by Jonathan Larson about his life and fears while writing the musical Superbia, which was a bit of a failure. Larson, who sadly passed away a day before the opening night of Rent, wrote the musical Rent based on Puccini’s opera La bohème and was posthumously recognized with many awards for his contributions to theater. Tick, Tick… Boom! was his second musical theatre venture, following Superbia which is featured throughout the show. The title Tick, Tick… Boom! is onomatopoeia for the sound of a timer counting down and a bomb exploding, which mirrors how Larson felt in his life as he approached his thirtieth birthday and hadn’t written a big, successful musical yet.
This brings us to the first song in the show: “30/90,” all about Larson turning 30 in 1990. Personally one of my favorites and a great first song to listen to if you haven’t seen the movie yet, this energetic expression of birthday anxiety is surprisingly fun to sing along or dance to. While it’s a shame Larson had an identity crisis at this point in his life, at least he wrote an amazing opening number from it.
At the beginning of the show, Larson’s character doesn’t understand why his friend Michael who also used to want a career in theater, took an advertising job just to move into a fancier apartment (described in the song “No More”). Later however, Michael reveals that he is HIV-positive and that was the impetus for him to try and live his life during however much time he has left (“Real Life”). Michael acts as a foil to Larson, in that Larson continues to try something without much success despite feeling anxiety about the passage of time, while Michael actually does something about it. Michael’s revelation puts Larson’s petty relationship issues into perspective, too. The song “Come to Your Senses” (which is framed as a Superbia song sung by an actress at a workshop production) highlights Larson’s disconnection from the ones he loves in pursuit of success. In the end, Larson ended up writing Rent about the AIDS crisis due to how closely it impacted the people he loved.
Of course, everyone knows “Green Green Dress” and “Boho Days” from Tik Tok, but one of my favorite numbers in the movie is “Sunday.” The song is inspired by “Sunday in the Park with George,” except this version takes place at the diner where Larson works. There are so many cameos from legendary people in the industry, including Lin Manuel Miranda, Renee Elise Goldsberry, and Philippa Soo from Hamilton, Andre de Shields (Hadestown), Bebe Neuwirth (Chicago), Beth Malone (Fun Home), Chita Rivera (West Side Story), Bernadette Peters (Sunday in the Park with George), Adam Pascal, Daphne Rubin-Vega, and Wilson Jermain Heredia from the original cast of Rent, and more!
The 1964 musical Funny Girl is a hot topic right now as Lea Michele has joined the revival cast, living out her Glee character’s dream of performing as Fanny Brice. That’s why this week we’ll be taking a look at Funny Girl and the drama surrounding the recent casting choices.
Before I decided to write about the show, I had only ever heard a few songs from it (namely “Don’t Rain On My Parade,” “My Man,” and “Funny Girl” because of Glee) and attempted to watch a pro-shot of it but could not make it through the whole thing. The plot is pretty bland; it’s an account of the early 1900s actress and comedian Fanny Brice. The plot revolves around her rise to stardom and her relationship with Nick Arnstein, neither of which are too fascinating in my opinion. The most relatable and redeeming aspect of the show (besides the beautiful music) is Brice’s rise to fame despite her not fitting in with the beauty standards of the time. It really takes an incredible leading lady with a strong voice and comedic timing to bring the show to life.
As for the music… it’s incredible. Most of the songs have that early 1900s Christmas music-esque vibe, and mixed with incredible vocals from Barbra Streisand on the original Broadway cast recording, the soundtrack truly stands out. The lyrics rhyme in the most impressively satisfying ways, such as “Is a nose with deviation such a crime against the nation?” from “If A Girl Isn’t Pretty.” The best songs from the cast recording are the three aforementioned songs that were covered on Glee, which brings us to the Lea Michele drama.
Lea Michele as Rachel Berry in 2009
Lea Michele is best known for playing the role of Rachel Berry on Glee. Rachel Berry is a young girl in the glee club who dreams to be just like Barbra Streisand. Even in the TV show, there is a revival of Funny Girl in which Berry lands the lead role, and Michele herself expressed interest in playing Fanny Brice someday on various occasions. After the Funny Girl revival opened to bad reviews, the artistic team decided to do something drastic and cast Lea Michele, despite the many allegations about Michele’s racially-motivated and toxic behavior on the set of Glee. After Michele tweeted about her support of the Black Lives Matter movement, fellow cast member Samantha Marie Ware responded by claiming that Michele made her time on Glee a “living hell” and used “traumatic microaggressions” against her. In co-star Naya Rivera’s autobiography, she wrote about Michele’s competitiveness and critical nature that prevented them from getting along. Even yesterday, co-star Chris Colfer said on a podcast that he would not go see Lea Michele in Funny Girl because he can be “triggered at home,” implying that seeing Lea Michele in a lead role would “trigger” him. All of these comments blur the lines between Rachel Berry as a character and Lea Michele’s reality, as Rachel Berry’s whole personality was being a self-centered diva who would do anything to be a star. It all begs the question, did Lea Michele make Rachel Berry or did Rachel Berry make Lea Michele? There’s also that whole rumor that Lea Michele can’t read, which in my opinion is a ridiculous yet somehow effective way to diminish the reputation of a problematic celebrity. While the jury is still out on whether or not she can read, Lea Michele can definitely sing, so hopefully her behind-the-scenes behavior has changed since her time on Glee.
Chess (or as I like to call it, Mamma Mia’s long lost older sibling) is an anomaly of musical theatre. The plot of Chess follows a rivalry between an American chess grandmaster and a Russian chess grandmaster as they become political pawns amidst the tension of the Cold War. Written as a concept album with incredible music by Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus of ABBA, but mediocre lyrics by Tim Rice, all attempts to connect the songs with a stage-worthy plot have crashed and burned. This is surprising since songs from the original 1984 concept album–such as “I Know Him So Well” (linked below)–topped European charts. In this edition of Sound Check, we’ll take a look at the good, the bad, and the political of Chess.
The Good
Of course, the music by the two dudes from ABBA is outstanding. The beat of “One Night In Bangkok” is dance-inducing, even though the lyrics are… questionable, and the swelling instrumentals of “Someone Else’s Story” (added for the 1988 Broadway production) make you want to stand up and pretend you’re performing for a sold-out opera house. While all versions of the plot have many holes (especially the romance aspects), there’s clearly something about the show that works enough to warrant continued revivals.
The Bad
Original 1988 Broadway Poster
Tim Rice’s lyrics are a roller coaster of offenses. “One Night In Bangkok,” which describes the setting of the Act II chess tournament, is full of xenophobic remarks from both the American and the Russian. In “Quartet (A Model of Decorum and Tranquility),” the Russian derogatorily accuses the American of being gay, which comes completely out of the blue and is never relevant again. Not to mention, Florence (the main love interest) faces constant discrimination from the American due to her gender, and while the original Broadway production included the song “How Many Women” in which Florence briefly stands up to the American, the American is supposed to be the hero in the Broadway version despite being an avid misogynist. This also doesn’t make sense considering Florence and the American are in a relationship throughout Act I and the American made her his second at a time when it was rare for women to be involved in chess. In terms of the forced romance plots, the original concept album and British version do not include the song “Someone Else’s Story” to introduce Florence’s feelings of dissatisfaction in her relationship with the American, so Florence running away with the Russian does not make any sense. The addition of the song in the Broadway/American version was smart, but in the 2012 concert version, the song is given to the Russian’s wife, which again does not make any sense. Despite a brief sub-plot in the Broadway version with Florence meeting a man who deceitfully claims to be her long lost father, the women are only in the show to serve as love interests, and it is very clear that Tim Rice does not know how to write a plot or lyrics that allow women to be anything other than that.
Broadway Production Photo L-R: Philip Casnoff, Judy Kuhn, David Carroll
Politics
For a show that allegorically represents the Cold War, it sure tries to be apolitical. The only explicit stance is found in “Nobody’s Side,” a song in which Florence sings “Everybody’s playing the game / But nobody’s rules are the same / Nobody’s on nobody’s side.” However, the creative team of the show did pick sides when producing the Broadway version. In the original West End/British production, the Russian won both the Act I and Act II tournaments, while the Broadway/American adaption, the story is changed so that there is only one tournament and the American wins. If you’re going to make a show about politics, at least have something clear to say about it.
As I mentioned in my Legally Blonde post, I’ve been dying to talk about a current obsession of mine: Hedwig And The Angry Inch. I waited on this one since it’s not a show that most people are familiar with (besides that one Riverdale episode which I will not be talking about because it makes me angry) and it features more mature content, plus rock music and drag–all the makings of a great show. Hedwig first premiered off-Broadway in 1998 starring John Cameron Mitchell, who wrote the show alongside Stephen Trask. After various international tours and productions, the show finally saw its Broadway premiere starring Neil Patrick Harris in 2014.
Neil Patrick Harris (more like Neil Patrick HAIR-is) as Hedwig in 2014 on Broadway
Other than the sequence of the songs, the show does not take the form of a regular musical as it is framed as Hedwig delivering a monologue in an abandoned theater. A clever story that deserves praise for its wittiness as well as its vulnerability, Hedwig begins with a powerful introduction comparing herself to the Berlin Wall entitled “Tear Me Down.” The first lyrics explain, “I was born on the other side of a town ripped in two. I made it over the great divide, and now I’m coming for you.” This brief introduction to Hedwig’s backstory refers to how she was raised in East Berlin (the Soviet-controlled side of the wall), and made it to the West with the help of her boyfriend Luther. This escape is further developed in the exuberant “Sugar Daddy”, in which Luther meets young Hedwig and bribes her with candy to begin dressing more feminine in order to escape as a heterosexual couple. In “Angry Inch”, Hedwig explains the botched sex-change surgery she underwent at the hands of a doctor Luther found. If I haven’t lost you yet–and I know that’s likely since both of those songs sound insane–you should really go listen to the music. I promise, it’s so good. Even better is “The Origin Of Love”–the most popular tune from the show–with incredible lyrics like this:
The last time I saw you, we had just split in two. You were looking at me, I was looking at you. You had a way so familiar, I could not recognize, cause you had blood on your face, and I had blood in my eyes. But I swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine.
Lena Hall as Yitzhak (L) and John Cameron Mitchell as Hedwig (R)
There are several more amazing songs (“Wicked Little Town”, “The Long Grift”, “Exquisite Corpse”, “Hedwig’s Lament”, “Wig In A Box”) and so much more to the plot than I have space to cover… good thing there’s a movie version! Just as Legally Blonde is by far the best screen to stage adaption, Hedwig And The Angry Inch is the best stage to screen adaptation. Since it is both directed by and starring John Cameron Mitchell, it stays true to the original source material.
On a final note, my favorite aspect of Hedwig is the gender theory of it all. The role of Hedwig has been played by men, women, and nonbinary people. In a 2014 interview (below), John Cameron Mitchell stated that Hedwig “does not speak for any trans community” since she was unwillingly mutilated. Yet, many people who are genderqueer identify with Hedwig, as she is described as “more than a woman or a man” in the “Wicked Little Town” reprise. Furthermore, the role of Yitzhak (Hedwig’s husband) is also fascinating because he is typically played by a woman dressed in drag, while the character himself is an ex-drag queen. The show as a whole is so powerful because it leaves the audience asking, “What even is gender?”, after witnessing its insignificance in the world of Hedwig And The Angry Inch.
In this second edition of Sound Check, we’re changing it up a bit. The single day of ranking fifteen songs is far behind us. For the sake of time efficiency and my sanity, we will now go through core components of a show and talk about the songs outside of a strict format. Let’s get right in to this week’s musical: Legally Blonde.
As what many theater fanatics consider the best musical adaptation of a movie, Legally Blonde stands out from other stage adaptations in terms of plot, music, and improvement upon the original source material. The plot is mostly consistent with the movie, as Elle Woods follows her ex-boyfriend to Harvard Law School and goes on a journey of personal growth.
There are a couple big differences between the movie and the musical. For example, Emmett Forrest (Elle’s friend at Harvard turned love interest) has a larger role in the musical, specifically in the song “Chip On My Shoulder”; Elle’s success seems like more of a credit to him than to her own intelligence and agency. While I do not like the way Emmett’s character is expanded, I love how the role of Vivian (Emmett’s new girlfriend at Harvard and antagonist to Elle) is expanded to include character
development and demonstrate how women can stick together in the face of adversity. Vivian also gets to sing the best lyric of the show (“you’ve got the best freakin’ shoes” from “Legally Blonde – Remix”). Fun fact: in the original Broadway cast, Vivian was played by Kate Shindle, who was Miss America 1998. Another fun fact: Christian Borle (OBC Emmett Forrest) left his wife Sutton Foster after allegedly having an affair with Laura Belle Bundy (OBC Elle Woods). I mean, how could you not fall in love with someone after singing “Legally Blonde” with them twice a day?
I’ve already mentioned “Chip On My Shoulder”, in which Emmett teaches Elle how to study and stay focused in order to rise to the top of her class. Something special about Legally Blonde: The Musical is how every single song progresses the plot. There is not a single song that exists in a vacuum; all songs continue the story and provide deeper insight into the character(s)’ feelings. This is a longer song full of exposition, but the swelling ending is what truly makes it special. Other musical highlights from the show include “So Much Better”, the big act I closer with Elle and her sorority sisters singing after Elle lands the law firm internship, and “Legally Blonde”, the 11 o’clock number after Elle’s professor hits on her and she considers dropping out and leaving Emmett behind. The motif of seriousness and the commonplace of women not being serious or professional enough follows Elle in “Serious” and “Serious-Reprise”, both showstoppers (in my opinion) sung by her ex-boyfriend who dumps her for this very reason. This is why it’s so special at the end when she decides to wear pink to Brooke Wyndham’s trial; she shows that you can be yourself and still demand to be taken seriously. Of course, I have to mention my personal favorite song in the show : “Take It Like A Man” (ignore the terrible quality of the clip below, it may or may not be bootlegged from the MTV 2012 pro-shot). This song is spectacular because it uses the phrase “take it like a man” to relate to something typically feminine: shopping for clothing. The vocals are spectacular, the set design is amazing, and the lyrics are clever; what more could you ask for? (well, you would be incredibly valid to ask for some diversity within the cast, but hey, recent revivals such as the London Regent’s Park production have proven that the show can have a diverse cast and still be a huge success, so maybe we can excuse the early 2000s-ness of it all.)
And now, my personal favorite part of Legally Blonde: The Musical… the MTV reality show The Search For Elle Woods in which a group of women competed in ridiculous changes to win a spot as the next Elle Woods on Broadway succeeding Laura Bell Bundy. The entire series is available on YouTube and I’ve watched it at least twice all the through. The challenges the hosts put these girls through were insane, such as having to write down one thing they hate about each other and singing on spin bikes or performing outside in the cold. In a later Zoom cast reunion, the contestants shared that most of the drama wasn’t even real, the producers at MTV just worked so hard to pit them against each other–the antithesis of what Elle Woods stands for might I add. Either way, it makes for some entertainingly outdated reality TV. Last fun fact: Lena Hall (pink dress, red hair with bangs on the couch in the pic below) did not win the show, but went on to have a super successful career and just started her run as Audrey in the Little Shop of Horrors revival off-Broadway. She is most known for winning a Tony for her performance as Yitzhak in Hedwig And The Angry Inch, my current favorite musical that I will likely cover sometime in the near future.
In the meantime, we should all strive to channel some Elle Woods energy as classes pick up this semester. Live every day as if Warner just dumped you to go to Harvard <3
In this first edition of Sound Check, we’ll be taking a deep dive into Hadestown, a highly-acclaimed, sung-through musical currently playing at the Walter Kerr theater on Broadway. Based on the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, Hadestown offers a political twist on a timeless tale. The basic premise involves Orpheus, a naive boy in love with Eurydice, a girl who grew up poor. Due to Persephone (Greek goddess of nature) and Hades’ crumbling marriage, there “ain’t no spring or fall at all anymore”–a metaphor for climate change. In addition, Hades’ domain is not Hell, but a factory sustained by the labor of emotionless and nameless workers. Long story short, Eurydice signs her life away to Hades as life in Hadestown seems better than the hell that is the real dystopian world, and Orpheus walks into Hadestown to sing a little song that rekindles Hades and Persephone’s love, convincing Hades to let the workers walk out of Hadestown. However, there’s a catch: Orpheus has to walk in front of everyone and cannot look behind him to check if Eurydice is still following him. In the end, Orpheus messes it all up by turning around. Truly tragic.
What is NOT tragic though is the incredible music written by Anais Mitchell. While there exist 40 glorious tracks of dystopian drama in the soundtrack, we’ll focus on my top 15.
“Flowers” is a gorgeous song that ties in to the nature theme of the show. The simple instrumentals and steady melody makes sense within the context of Eurydice losing her identity in Hadestown, especially the lyrics, “Dreams are sweet until they’re not / Men are kind until they aren’t / Flowers bloom until they rot and fall apart”, which work well to convey her disillusionment with Hadestown society. While it carries these strong qualities, it does not stand out in terms of vocal performance or dramatic instrumentals like the following tunes.
A devastating finale, Hermes starts this swelling ballad to conclude the story and spread the message that “To know how it ends and still begin to sing it again–as if it might turn out this time–I learned that from a friend of mine” (referring to Orpheus). Mitchell’s songwriting genius is evident here as this reprise transforms the original upbeat introductory number into a somber yet hopeful, not to mention the lovely harmonies on “It’s an old song.” As for its place in the ranking, the song is so slow that it lacks room for outstanding instrumental moments, yet it still remains in the top 15 for lyrics and specifically Andre de Shields Tony-award-winning performance.
“Why We Build the Wall” shocked me the first time I heard it in 2018. It’s a head bopper with a steady beat and a surprisingly relevant meaning–despite Mitchell writing the song in 2007, pre-Trump-era. In a 2016 interview, Anais Mitchell claimed that she typically introduces it at concerts by saying, “This song is ten years old… Any resemblance of any contemporary political figures to the King of the Underworld is purely coincidental.” During the Hadestown Talk at Google, the cast mentions times when people have stood up and walked out of the theater during that song, as well as the experience of singing the song during international performances and understanding that the audience perceives it as an American theme instead of the universality that Mitchell was going for. Regardless, Mitchell’s genius shines through yet again, and as always, Patrick Page’s stunning bass voice and authentic-feeling moments of anger bring the performance score up.
If you have never heard any Hadestown music before, I highly recommend you start at 2 minutes and 40 seconds of this song. It was the first clip I heard from the show and I remember listening to the clip over and over again on the Hadestown Instagram since the original cast recording did not include Eurydice’s verse. The performance score ranked so high for Eva Noblezada’s extraordinary belting and the ensemble (known as The Workers) superb vocals. I did however deduct points for Hermes verse since just like the first Wait for Me, Hermes’ verse does not rhyme and it drives me insane.
I truly believe this is one of the most beautiful love songs of all time. The perfectly ominous instrumentals tie in to the dystopian setting, while the lyrics blend together and match both Orpheus and Eurydice’s personality so well. Extra points for gorgeous violin and the lyric “All I’ve ever known is how to hold my own, but now I want to hold you too.” Incredible.
Though short, this song is a pivotal moment and an amazing choice plot-wise. Lyrics would have scored a 99 but I made a slight deduction for “the way is dark and long”, because I feel like there could have been some better, less suggestive word choices there. The lyrics otherwise are spectacular, from “You can have your principles when you’ve got a bellyful” to the choice to have the second “I’m gone” be spoken-word. This song includes a clever reference to the original myth (in which Eurydice dies via rattlesnake bite) as a rattlesnake sound occurs before the train whistle. Extra instrumental points for the violin plucks at the end, too, and performance points for The Fates (three supporting characters who follow the main characters around and advise them–usually to no avail).
While I did not like this song initially, it really grew on me. It features the two best performers (in my opinion) in the original Broadway cast, Amber Gray as Persephone and Patrick Page as Hades. I love the dark and grounded tone and the tense mood fostered by their excellent acting that carries over in to the cast recording. I always appreciate a theatrical song that sounds like a normal standalone song yet still contributes to the plot, and this song fits the bill.
On that note, “Hey, Little Songbird” is another song that features Patrick Page’s low bass voice, so automatically it became one of my favorites. Enchanting to listen to, it does contain a weird verse for Eurydice that docked some lyrics points, but Page’s performance brought the score up overall. The dark orchestration is perfect for this moment in the show and adds to the enchanting energy. This song accomplishes the job of character development and maintains character fidelity that makes sense for both Hades and Eurydice, while maintaining its status as a stand-out number.
Referenced in “Gone, I’m Gone”, this fierce tune punches you in the face with lyrics like “And the first shall be first / And the last shall be last / Cast your eyes to heaven / You get a knife in the back”. I cannot explain in writing the power of those lyrics in writing–especially in context–so I highly recommend just giving it a listen or even better: watching the Hadestown NPR performance and learning the choreography. Full of amazing vocals and instrumentals that make you want to dance to a song about the apocalypse, this tune ranks high mostly because I’ve listened to it so many times.
See #3: Chant for my full thoughts on the chants. This reprise specifically is notable for its political lyrics, such as “Why do we turn away when our brother is bleeding?” and “Why do we a build a wall and then call it freedom?” It represents The Workers gaining class consciousness, a vital moment in them deciding to walk out of Hadestown. “Chant(Reprise)” also includes quite possibly the most powerful moment in the entire show. The heavy instrumentals in this moment are INSANE–I can hardly describe it in writing. Drop what you’re doing right now and listen to “Chant (Reprise)” from 3 minutes in.
Quite possibly the best standalone song in the show, “If it’s True” features Orpheus motivating The Workers to realize their circumstances and rise up against the powerful Hades. My only gripe with this song (and why I docked performance points) is the original cast recording (pre-Broadway) featured Bon Iver as Orpheus, and I prefer his lower voice to the less-mature-sounding Reeve Carney (Broadway Orpheus), though I understand the change in terms of character fidelity and development. The instrumentals play an important role in fostering the inspirational tone, and the steady beat makes “If it’s True” one of my most-played songs, probably ever.
One of the fun songs in Hadestown, “Way Down Hadestown” includes a dance break that gives the instrumentalists a time to shine. A perfect song to dance to, the lyrics poignantly describe life in Hadestown in a vibrant way. Lyrics like, “An eye for an eye!” are the cherry on top.
“Chant” makes me wish I could sing. Each character brings a different style to their verse, and the intense instrumentals change to match each characters’ tone perfectly. Truly an exemplary piece of musical theatre. In my opinion, Eurydice has the best verse. This might be more a credit to Eva Noblezada’s vocal skill than the writing of the song, but either way, incredible composition and performance all around.
On that same note, “Our Lady of the Underground” is also incredible around, but in a very different way. As I mentioned before, Amber Gray is my favorite performer in this show. Her take on Persephone as an eccentric and strong character brings something different to the original myth. Combined with her strong voice, the clever lyrics make you want to dance. The tune of this song is so different from the rest of the show as it juxtaposes the gloomy mood. Extra points for having the character of Persephone introduce the members of the band during the an instrumental break.
At last… my absolute favorite song in the show. I know most fans of the show might disagree since this song appears very unassuming at first, Patrick Page’s performance brings this song to number 1 on the ranking. This is likely the darkest song in the show, with the most powerful lyrics and dramatic instrumentals. My favorite lyrical moment of possibly all of musical theater is from this song: “She’s out of sight, and he’s out of his mind.” Absolutely showstopping.
And that’s it! Let me know if you listened to any of the songs an what your thoughts are, and if you were a fan prior, what’s your ranking?
SOUND CHECK: a blog dedicated to instilling an appreciation for musical theater in college students with limited time on their hands.
Each post will feature a different musical (both Broadway and off-Broadway) with a ranking of every song in the show’s official cast recording. With the help of my objective and definitive ranking, readers will learn exactly which songs to listen to in order to prevent wasting time on the flops. Explanations will follow each ranking, along with a score determined by my handcrafted song-scoring algorithm. Points will be awarded for impressive features such as jaw-dropping vocal moments, motifs, and cohesive instrumentation, while deductions will be made for out-of-place lyrics and “cringe.” Plus, every post will feature interesting tidbits from my embarrassingly large arsenal of theater facts. From critiques of plot changes between productions to moments of intense admiration for overlooked numbers, Sound Check is your ticket to all things musical theater.
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development and demonstrate how women can stick together in the face of adversity. Vivian also gets to sing the best lyric of the show (“you’ve got the best freakin’ shoes” from “Legally Blonde – Remix”). Fun fact: in the original Broadway cast, Vivian was played by Kate Shindle, who was Miss America 1998. Another fun fact: Christian Borle (OBC Emmett Forrest) left his wife Sutton Foster after allegedly having an affair with Laura Belle Bundy (OBC Elle Woods). I mean, how could you not fall in love with someone after singing “Legally Blonde” with them twice a day?
In the meantime, we should all strive to channel some Elle Woods energy as classes pick up this semester. Live every day as if Warner just dumped you to go to Harvard <3