Skinny Jeans, why do we have them? what purpose do they serve? why do men wear them?
I was walking around campus thinking about what topic I wanted to use for this new argument essay I needed to write, as I was walking and minding my own business, a student with long hair ran passed me and bumped into me, nearly knocking my phone out of my hand. Understandably I was moderately upset by this, but I wasn’t truly angry until I turned around to see that this very student happened to be wearing skinny jeans, the ultimate fashion faux pas. After this incident occurred I was pretty heated and then had a sudden urge to channel this into my education, thats when I decided to write my essay arguing “Men should never wear skinny jeans”.
My thesis will contain reasons guys should never wear these terrible excuses for pants, they constrict your range of motion in the legs, they pose a serious health problem to men who wear them, and they are just not generally appealing. I plan to evaluate these jeans on the criteria of comfort, health concerns, and design. Furthermore, I will compare and contrast skinny jeans with other forms of pants like basketball shorts, dress pants, and khakis to prove that they are the most inferior form of leg wear.
While some may think that I was joking when stating that skinny jeans pose health threats, I wasn’t, medical new today released an article proving that skinny jeans cause urinary tract infections along with a handful of other health problems. BOOM. At the end of my essay, the audience should realize that skinny jeans have no beneficial qualities. This essay will provide a fitting response to the question: Are skinny jeans acceptable for men? The answer is a resounding NO and my essay will argue this with persistence and confidence.
gdg5064 says
I am definitely in the same boat as you, skinny jeans aren’t made for males and look absolutely horrid on them. You come out very strong with your personal opinion making it seem it little biased, so be careful with that. Other than that your reasons seem to be in line and should have plenty of topics to talk about, just be sure to find other articles online to make a stronger point.
nsc5113 says
I like your topic, its interesting and out of the box. I agree skinny jeans are not for guys. I do feel like it is a more difficult topic to argue. Finding an article of the pros of wearing skinny jeans for guys will definitely be hard, but once you find that your argument seems solid
avm5853 says
I like the idea of your topic. It is a very interesting idea that you seem to be very passionate about, which should make writing this essay easier. The thesis sounds strong as it states your main criteria/topics in explaining why men should not be wearing skinny jeans. One difficulty you may have is finding an article that is strongly in favor of men wearing skinny jeans, but if you do find an article, then you should have great success in writing this essay. Of course, I may be biased because I agree with your stance, but there truly is good reasoning behind your argument and I am sure you will have success with this topic.