Giving Thanks for the Creation of Dad-Jokes
Ciao everyone! I can’t believe that this is the last post of the semester. In efforts to channel the upcoming break, here is a nice joke pertaining to the holiday:
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play!
I would rate this joke a 9/10 because I like the pun here. I know I enjoyed it and I hope you guys found it funny as well!
But why should we care about turkeys? Are they associated with Thanksgiving because of their loaded tryptophan concentration? In fact, why do we have turkeys at all?
Well, in the past, we simply didn’t. The first Thanksgiving didn’t have turkey, traditional family gatherings, post-dinner naps, or enraging football games. Sounds kind of boring, but in reality, it’s important to acknowledge the history of this holiday and its origin.
I’m assuming that most of us are familiar with the Pilgrims, who voyaged on the Mayflower in September 1620. We all know that April showers bring May flowers, but what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims, apparently.
With only 102 passengers that landed in Plymouth, Massachusetts after a 66-day trip, the Pilgrims seemed more than happy to escape England. As a group of Puritans that were persecuted by the Catholic monarchy, refuge in the American colonies was a pretty solid idea. Life was looking pretty good, until the winter hit…
Weather exposure wracked the bodies of the colonists, scurvy silently killed select groups, and contagious diseases caused countless casualties. Everything looked pretty bleak for the remaining half of the Pilgrims and they were ready to return to their homeland.
History.com states that, “In March, the remaining settlers moved ashore, where they received an astonishing visit from a member of the Abenaki tribe who greeted them in English.” From here, their friendship, especially with a friendly Native American, named Squanto, grew. Squanto, originally a previous slave captured by a past English settler, taught the Pilgrims how to cultivate corn, extract sap from maple trees, catch fish in the rivers, and avoid poisonous plants. He also helped the settlers forge an alliance with the Wampanoag, a local tribe, which would endure for more than 50 years and remains one of the sole examples of harmony between European colonists and Native Americans (History.com).
To celebrate this relationship, as well as a bountiful harvest, the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag, on Thursday, November 25, 1621, had a festive dinner. Lobster, seal, and swans were on the Pilgrims’ menu, which is way different from what we see nowadays. Thanksgiving Day was named a national holiday in the United States in 1863, in the midst of the Civil War. From here, President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed a national Thanksgiving Day to be held each November.
Unrelated, but I was digging through the archives of the blog and found this from my first post: “The purpose of this blog is to make people laugh, or cringe, or perhaps even feel a small distraction from our overwhelming and crazy lives as college freshmen. I know that I was, and still am, feeling stressed, and I believe that sharing this small happiness with others can make a world of difference.” Hang in there for finals season guys and catch ya on the flip side.
Now, it’s my turn to make like a tree and get out of here. Until next time my jokers!
Reference: History.com Editors. “Thanksgiving 2021.” History.com, A&E Television Networks, 27 Oct. 2009, https://www.history.com/topics/thanksgiving/history-of-thanksgiving.