Yup, we talking juggling today, folks. According to this pdf, which has a list of club sports at Penn State, Juggling, yes you got that right, is considered a club sport. Let me reiterate: the “activity” that clowns and your weird uncle who wants to “impress” you do, is considered a sport here at THE Read More…

Every four years, I sit my ass down on a couch with some chips, soda, and friends and I watch the Winter Olympics. Not only are the winter sports really cool, but I also would much rather stay out of the cold and watch other people be cold than have no feeling in my fingers Read More…

With all the fabulously whack sports that Penn State has to offer, something called Dressage really stuck out at me on the PSU list of club sports. At first I thought it had something to do with competitive dressing, like maybe who can dress or undress the fastest or even who can drink the most Read More…

Harry Potter, one of the most famous fictional names out there, is a character in the hit series, unironically named Harry Potter, by J.K. Rowling. You may ask why I’m telling you who Harry Potter is, which you obviously know unless you live under a goddamn rock, and how a fake person uses fake magic Read More…