Overheard in Sackett Building:
“My professor is so old, he thinks GroupMe is Tinder for multiples.”
“You think that’s bad, mine is so old she thinks YikYak is a travel blog from Nepal.”
“I can Trump all of you: my teacher is so old, he thinks Kik Messenger is a self-help app for alcoholics who want to kick the habit.”
“Yeah, man, you win: like, alcoholics don’t even exist anymore.”
“So did you study for this test?”
(laughs) “Naw, I was up all night Twitching.”
Professor, alarmed: “You really should see a doctor about that.”
“Dude, you have no idea what you’re saying.”
Professor, hovering by the classroom door as the students leave: “O.k. but…Uber is a phone-in service for philosophers who want to urgently discuss their inherent superiority, right?”
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