Chris Pratt bravely does press tour even though his movie was terrible

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – The celebrity Chris Pratt is continuing his press tour for his latest movie, despite it reportedly being horrible.

Chris Pratt is taking a stand in Hollywood, everyone. The press tour for his latest film, ‘Jurassic World: Dinosoaring Toward Freedom,’ is commencing against all the odds and wishes of every person to ever watch a movie.

“I fought against having Chris on the show,” said James Corden, a host on late night TV, “Those new Jurassic Park movies are horrendous. Maybe if the dinosaurs sang karaoke in a minivan, it’d be worth watching.”

Some would say it was courageous for Pratt to go on TV, even though nobody wanted him there because they would have to see him and hear about his garbage movie.

We tried to reach out to him to tell him we didn’t want to interview him, but he valiantly gave us an interview we didn’t want or ask for.

“We invented all new dinosaurs for this film,” said Pratt. “You see them for an astounding forty-five seconds of the film. We’re really trying to honor the original film while still taking things in a new fresh direction by making the movies very bad.”

Pratt will reportedly begin another round of touring upon completion of his other latest film, ‘White Underdogs Who Shoot a Gun’.

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