Cameltoe outbreak affects one third of University Park campus

Reported by Chelsea West |
UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa. — Since the beginning of the fall semester started several weeks ago, a severe outbreak of cameltoe has affected the Penn State community making it the biggest outbreak in Penn State History.
Medical professionals claim that the outbreak is most likely caused by overalls, lulu lemon leggings, and biker shorts. However, more research is being conducted to find the source of the problem.
“At SHS, we see about 100 cases of cameltoe each week,” said Student Health Services official, Catherine Howell. “We are actively working with the Department of Health to monitor the situation.”
Cameltoe is a highly contagious disease passed through borrowing your roommates clothing, accidentally purchasing the wrong size of denim shorts, or participating in any activity involving the splits.
“We suggest that students stay away from anyone that has been affected by this horrible disease,” said Howell. “Do not engage in activities, like yoga, where cameltoe is commonly spotted. Stay safe out there.”
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