By Tom Vine

DALLAS – The infamous grassy knoll from President John F. Kennedy’s assassination was found with its leaves cut in Dallas, Texas, this morning. The bush was 92. The official cause of death has been ruled a suicide.

The tragic loss comes just weeks before Grassy “Nowa” Knoll was set to publish her tell-all about the assassination, “One Day, One Bullet, One Grassy Knoll.” The status of the book remains unknown, though the publisher has stated that they have not received a final copy of the book, nor do they believe they ever will. The book was alleged to show the part Nowa played in the long-studied JFK assassination, confirming conspiracy theories about a second shooter.

It has also recently been reported that there was a fire at Nowa’s apartment, though the cause of the blaze has not yet been determined.

Prior to her death, Nowa had discussed how, being a young shrub, she had allowed others to take advantage of her. “But no more. The people deserve to know the truth.”

Many suspect foul play, while Police Chief C.I. Anderson has responded, claiming a lack of clear evidence. 

“We see no evidence of foul play. Everything is there: the body, the motive, the open window, the drugs, the lack of a weapon. Everything indicates a suicide.”  

Nowa is just another in a string of suicides, with the camera inside of Jeffery Epstein’s jail cell having also taken his own life earlier this month. The details surrounding the camera’s suicide are yet to be determined.

A candlelit vigil is set to be held in Dallas outside the Texas School Book Depository. Please bring your own umbrellas.