| Reported by Tom Sarabok | DYERSVILLE, Iowa — Uh oh! Looks like all those racists are going bye-bye. This town just said a big N-O to racism! In a major win for all us “woke…
| Reported by Nikhil Nayyar | WASHINGTON, D.C. — The US Department of Commerce planned precautionary measures this weekend, publishing an official report that advised “turning the economy off and then back on again” as a…
| Reported by Ryan Hatfield | SACRAMENTO, Calif. — The popular movie-rating website, Rotten Tomatoes, recently stated they’ll extend their service to married couples hoping to judge their partners in a public domain. About time! Founder…
| Reported by Victoria Gough | STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — Mother of three Tammy Miller stepped into her local Taco Bell and ordered two Crunchwrap Supremes with a Mountain Dew for a light afternoon snack. She…
| Reported by Alise Deveney | WELLSBORO, Pa. — The ballots are in! Millions of people worldwide have voted to recognize the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon as one of the Seven Okay-est Wonders of the World….
