“Crash Bandicoot” Review: A waking, Sisyphean nightmare
By Nikhil Nayyar A man tries, a bandicoot dies. A bandicoot dies, no one cries. A bandicoot dies. How many more lives? I begin this review by issuing a warning. Games are meant to be…
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KID GENIUS: This precocious little rascal is only 12, and he already owes over 30k in student loans!
By Ava Wendelken UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa. – As of January 2020, the Pennsylvania State University is proud to announce the imminent graduation — and subsequent lifelong debt — of its youngest undergraduate yet! Awwww, that’s…
Render unto Little Caesar that which is Little Caesar’s
By Harry Wendelken Friends, Little Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Little Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred in…
Mother breastfeeding her 5-year-old son in public finds out she’s weird
By Melody Munitz STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — On Sunday, a local mother and frequenter of Holmes-Foster Park on Westerly Parkway was called out by another local mother for breast-feeding her 5-year-old son on a public…
Uh oh! We just found out who Andrew Jackson is, and he is SO canceled!
By Ava Wendelken STATE COLLEGE, Pa. – Um, you’re telling me this guy did the Trail of Tears? Boy, bye!!! Andrew Jackson, seventh President of the United States, is known for tons of great stuff:…