Wow, I really just fucking killed Bowser
|By Ryan Hatfield| Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed are the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us…
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Student touts t-shirt claiming Ohio ‘Worst State Ever’ despite living in Pennsylvania
|By Ryan Hatfield| STATE COLLEGE- Irony is cruel. Especially so, to the people who are completely ignorant of it. A poor son of a bitch is wearing this t-shirt while living in Pennsylvania. Austin Moser…
Marriage counselors rejoice! Rotten Tomatoes will now let you rate your spouse
| Reported by Ryan Hatfield | SACRAMENTO, Calif. — The popular movie-rating website, Rotten Tomatoes, recently stated they’ll extend their service to married couples hoping to judge their partners in a public domain. About time! Founder…
Joe Paterno’s disgraced brain found cryogenically frozen in the bowels of the Creamery
| Reported by Ryan Hatfield | STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — The horrible outcasted brain of Joe Paterno was found preserved in the catacombs underneath the Penn State Creamery. It’s common knowledge Joe Paterno is the most despicable…
Op-Ed: Wow, I really just fucking killed Bowser
| Reported by Ryan Hatfield | Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed are the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray…