Keith is your typical junior at Penn State, except he’s secretly a part of the Secret Service for Mr. President. He takes his job very seriously, and gets tons of letters to sift through daily. His main job is to go through all of the President’s mail to make sure there’s nothing harmful in it. Honestly, kind of a dangerous job if you think about it. It’d be extremely easy to open a letter with poison in it.

Keith enjoys his job very much, he alway gets a kick out of the love-letters he frequently finds. He was just casually sifting through mail when he found a strangely written letter, addressed to The President, but written to Keith. It was a love-letter from a girl in Minnesota, who told him that she had a shrine for Keith, was completely devoted to him, and would be willing to fly to Penn State, or anywhere he pleased so they could meet. Naturally, Keith was extremely freaked out by this letter, he didn’t even know his position was public. He decided it was best for him to ignore the letter, toss it out, and move on with his life.

You would think this would be a one-time thing, but sadly for Keith, it wasn’t. The letters began coming every week, and it was like this girl was watching Keith open them in person. He never felt safe anymore, because this girl just knew too much. Keith wasn’t one hundred percent sure on who to tell about this situation, so he decided to go to his boss to talk about the situation. Since he is just a secret serviceman, he figured nobody would really care too much, but his boss instantly said, “Oh no, not again.” Which would freak anybody out in this situation, especially Keith. He never knew this was an issue with previous members, which makes this so much creepier. His boss informed him that in order to get this girl to stop, he’s going to have to take matters into his own hands and pay her a visit.

Whatever his boss did while in Minnesota must have worked, because the letters eventually stopped coming, which was relieving to Keith, who was just a college kid minding his business and trying to have a successful career. This situation was scary for Keith, and it showed him why he could never or would never want to be president, because people are crazy. He was just an innocent bystander to The President and he got stalked and love letters with shrines. Keith now realizes more than ever that the world is full of crazy people.

This is Riley, and she’s been doing big things with her life thus far. At only nineteen years old, she has already competed in the Olympics…but for what sport? Riley is secretly a super good ping pong player, otherwise known as table tennis, but you honestly wouldn’t expect it. She has the balance of about a newborn doe, is extremely tall, and hates working out. When it comes to ping pong, she is the best of the best, she loves it, and she thrives on the feeling of it.

Riley has never loved anything more than ping pong. She started playing at the ripe age of three. She’s been playing and training for a whole sixteen years. Her siblings play regular sports, like basketball and baseball, but she always went for ping pong. Nobody expected her to go as far as she did, especially making it to the Olympics. She competed for Team USA at the 2016 Summer Olympics for table tennis, with her lovely teammates with whom she still keeps in contact with. Two years later, Riley is at Penn State University, on the table tennis team, working hard every day to improve her skills and keep her grades up. She absolutely loves it, though.

There is nothing Riley would change about her life or her table tennis career. She’s made friends, received scholarships, joined teams, and grown as a person and a player from this life changing game. Nobody would expect ping pong to be so aggressive and exciting, but to her, it’s all she could’ve ever asked for. Riley tried many sports throughout high school and hated them all. Track, cross country, softball, soccer, cheerleading, and basketball. All tried and hated. Once she tried ping pong in her family game room, it was game over for all other sports. Her parents eventually hired her a trainer to make sure she could go pro with her career, which she did.

Yes, she got occasionally made fun of for her sport, until the Olympic Trials came around. People began to realize how good Riley actually was, and all joined right on her ping pong bandwagon. Nobody really realized how good she really was until then. All throughout trials, she never lost a game. Even in the Olympics, her record was crazy, and she ended up winning the gold medal in ping pong. She then came to Penn State as an actual legend on campus, as she’s the only Olympic Gold Medalist here. Overall, there’s nothing Riley would change about her life thus far.

This is Emily. Emily is just your normal college girl who has a good group of friends, goes to parties, loves her cat, and gets along with everyone. Emily has a secret, though. She is actually a demon sent from Hell to destroy the world. Now, this picture is just her in her Halloween costume, but the idea rings true.

She didn’t want to or ask to be this different from everyone else. She just wants to be a normal girl like all the other people here at Penn State. Emily didn’t want to destroy the Earth, she loved it here. Penn State was changing her more than she expected. She expected to come here and absolutely HATE it, to hate humans, to hate the Earth. Instead, she fell in love with all of it. She’s beyond happy to be here, even though her mission is looming over her head.

You may be wondering, how does she look like a normal human? Well, she took over a dear friends body when she crawled up from Hell, and the rest has been history. Emily is now like mix between human and demon. All of her powers can come through whenever they please. She doesn’t like to use them often, though, as it’s strenuous and honestly kind of terrifying.

Being a demon isn’t as cool or easy as it seems, either. Emily didn’t ask for this, she didn’t want this. Being in Hell isn’t fun for her. It isn’t fun for anyone. It’s the life Emily was now given, though, so she just kind of has to deal with it for the rest of her life. It’s not what she expected, but there’s no changing it. She still tries to be the best she can be, even with basically a monster living inside her. It’s nothinf she had a choice about, she couldn’t just say no to her demon friend taking over.

It’s been rough on Emily’s body as well, she continuously gets sick from how powerful the demon is, and there’s nothing she can do to stop it. She was just kind of thrown to the wolf and told to fend for herself. She still manages to maintain who she actually is throughout her days here at Penn State. She tries her best to keep the demon at bay, and has begun keeping to herself more than usual. Her friends are trying their best to keep her interested in relationships, but that’s easier said than done. Overall, this situation is less than ideal for Emily and for her college career. She’s just doing her best to try to save the world, while balancing college as well.

Claire was just you average Penn State student. Went to classes every day, had a boyfriend, friends whom she loved, and occasionally partied. Little did Claire know all of this would quickly change after one fateful day. For some reason, Claire always had a feeling that she was destined for more, she just didn’t know what that more was. Turns out the more was time travel!

You’re probably wondering how and when this happened. Claire was just minding her business walking through campus one night, when a strange glowing orb popped up ahead of her. Naturally, she went towards it and eventually reached for it, which was the beginning of the end for Claire. Once she touched that orb, she was no longer just a normal college girl. She was also a time traveler now.

The orb is said to pick only the best people who are worthy of its power. Claire never would have guessed that person would be her. It was a huge myth on campus, and Claire thought it was just that, a myth. Boy was she wrong! She did what anyone would do, and grabbed it. Once she touched the orb it felt like her body was one with the universe and she was transported to 2000, a simpler time on Penn State’s campus. Claire was so shocked she didn’t know what to do!

She knew there must be some sort of mission to be accomplished in this year, as that is why the orb pops up in the first place. Claire just had to find it, and in enough time to escape that time without disintegrating. Claire set off on the weird mission of finding the person who needs the most help. Luckily, all Claire had to do was take two steps and she saw a visibly intoxicated girl crying on the sidewalk. Claire figured this was her mission as it was too late for most people to be awake.

Claire talked to the girl about all of her issues, and even fought some boys off who tried to make moves on this sad, drunk girl. Claire basically had to talk her off a ledge and walk her back to her room. Once the crying was over, Claire tucked her into bed with a water and two Ibuprofen next to her, and she knew her job here was done. Suddenly, the orb popped up once again, and this time Claire was transported back to good old 2019, with her mission accomplished. Who knows what the orb will want Claire to do next.

There’s few things college kids can get away with. Assaulting a police officer is NOT one of those things. Trinity made this mistake during the wild made up holiday of State Paddy’s. She was just minding her business walking around downtown State college, like any usual college kid does, when suddenly there was a horse. Nobody knew where this horse came from honestly, it was kind of like a ghost horse of sorts. One second everyone was walking trying to get to their destinations, and the next minute a horse was there blocking the intersections and having a nice poop in the middle of downtown.

Nobody actually knew how to deal with this horse, there were no cops around, and it was beginning to get increasingly aggressive. It was huffing and puffing, trotting around, and almost corralling all of the college students within sight. Trinity had it the worst of all, though. The horse actually did its business ON her, like all over her clothes. Now, this really angered Trinity, because now she smells and all of her clothes are ruined. I feel like anybody would be angry in this situation, I mean maybe not the horse, but any human. Some people laughed, some people were just as angry, and many others got feces all over them as well from this horse.

This horse seemed as if it was targeting Trinity, as it got her the worst, it was kicking at her, and trying to keep her in one spot at all times. Trinity was increasingly getting more angered during this time, and wasn’t exactly sure what to do. It’s a sticky situation, because animal abuse is never the move, and also it could be a horse cop. Trinity decided to do the only thing she thought would be smart at the time, and she decided to just punch the horse in the face and hopefully knock it out, or at least get it to stop terrorizing the kids. Trinity works out frequently, so knocking the horse out looked easy on her part to the bystanders.

The horse went down and the crowd went WILD for it. Everyone had a newfound appreciation for Trinity, as this was no easy decision to make. Sadly, for Trinity, the horse was a cop. This means that she is now charged with assaulting a police officer, even though there was no indication in sight. Not to mention she’s know known around campus as the girl that punched that horse. Overall, not the best charges or representation to have around campus. In the end, Trinity saved the day, but paid the price for it. majorly. Please pray for Trinity.

 Leah’s secret life is one that many could never possibly imagine. She’s a hugeeeee bee girl, loves every single one of them. They’re honestly kind of like her children, if she had any. Being an eighteen year old bee keeper isn’t an easy thing to do by any means, you have to keep close watch on the bees at almost all times, which can tend to get really stressful. Her roommate is even effected by it because of the frequency that Leah has to get up to take care of them.

The bees treat her as if she’s one of their own, which is to be expected after the amount of time she she takes care of them. She’s put YEARS of her life into these bees, their community, and their hive. She helps them produce honey, and makes a decent amount of process off of it as well. The bees have even let her pet them before, kind of like dogs. There’s no coming in between a girl and her bees, as weird as that sounds. The thousands of bees have such an appreciation for her and everything she does. That doesn’t mean they can’t turn on her, though.

She experienced first hand how it feels to have your pet bee’s turn on you. It was just a peaceful day for Leah and her hive, when suddenly the vibe felt off. She couldn’t quite out in into words what was off, but it was like the energy in the room just drastically changed. It was as if the bee’s just decided they were all going to turn and make an escape in the middle of a Tuesday. Leah went to open their box, and they all just swarmed around her and continued to until her vision was black from the sheer amount of bees surrounding her. They then proceeded to sting her at an possible place they could, meanwhile all she could do is scream.

It felt like something out of a horror movie that would be named “World War Bee.” These bee’s were angry and wanted blood. They attacked until Leah finally passed out from the sheer amount of bee stings all over her body. It looked like she was blown up like a balloon from the amount of stings she had. As she was passed out on the floor, the bee’s found a way to open the door, and they all escaped, never to be seen again.

Leah never did trust bee’s again after that, and who could blame her? She stays as far away from flowers as she possibly can, she even hides if she has to. She now knows to never trust an insect again, and now she just sticks to dogs and hopes for the best. Overall, a very traumatic war for Leah from the bee’s, that will stick with her for life.

This is Jake, and he is probably the fastest kid on campus. He is very well known for running across country this past year. Literally, all the way across the country. Vermont to Washington, and it took months to complete. It was one of the most highly televised events in the United States to date.

He woke up one morning, and just decided he want to run as far as he could without stopping. He threw on some sweatpants, a hoodie, and running shoes, and started at a casual jog pace from Vermont. He told nobody he wanted to do this, so everyone thought he just woke up and decided to run. He thought that not telling people would be a better way to clear his dead.

Jake was never in it for the money or publicity, just to simply run off his problems, he also didn’t expect to be running for so long. He expected an hour or two long jog, which clearly didn’t happen. He left his house and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran. He lost track of how far he ran in the first hour, but he wasn’t worried about it, and just kept running.

It took about two days for people to actually realize that he was still running. It began with his friends, who tracked his phone to close to Pennsylvania, and who took a trip to see where he is. They began following and documenting his journey all the way to Washington, once he had decided to do it. The Snapchat videos then became known to the news and more stations were picking up the story to report on.

The National News Stations began to follow him on his journey to the other end of America, along with hordes of people who wanted to witness the remade infamous movie scene. People bought him gifts, food, energy drinks, and took them to the finish of his journey. It was just kind of assumed as to where the finish was going to be once they realized his path. Jake just continued on his merry way with his run. He was getting closer and closer to his finish as he ran, and honestly, he was getting excited.

Jake ran until his feet began to give out, and then he ran some more. He continued to run until he could finally see it, the edge of the state. He ran until he finally made it to his stop destination. Everyone threw their congratulation gifts at him, and he felt as if he was on top of the world. His next goal is to run across the entire continent and see how long it takes. Catch Jake on his next journey running around campus and training.

This is Niklaus, and he has multiple secrets he hides as he walks across the Penn State campus. He’s your typical Cali surfer dude, or so you’d think. He actually is a King over in Sweden, his native country. His parents had just recently given up their thrones to their oldest son, and it was quite the big deal, seeing as he lives and goes to school in America. It has proved to be a slight issue for him, as he is a full time college student who goes to Sweden on the weekends. Luckily, his parents have been able to pick up some of his slack.

This isn’t Niklaus’s only secret, though. He just got selected for the next season of The Bachelor! Every King needs his Queen so what better way to find her than on a hit reality TV dating show right? He’s extremely excited for his big debut, and classifies himself as a ladies man, so this show is pretty perfect for him. Also, who doesn’t want to date a King? Nobody sane would deny this opportunity for themselves.

You may be wondering if this will look bad for Sweden, but honestly, it’s good for them to get some extra publicity. Niklaus’s parents saw no problem with him embarking on this reality TV journey. They actually encouraged him, because they want him to settle down as fast as he can. It looks better for a King to have a Queen than to be single. His season will feature thirty of the most eligible women in the world. The women will be the Princesses and Queens in the world.

Niklaus is extremely excited, seeing as one of these girls are most likely going to be his wife. He loves the ladies, especially when they’re all into him. Obviously, all of these women are trying to be the lady he proposes to, so they’re going to put all the effort in. He was very scared of letting them know he’s a king, though because he knows that will make them just want him for the money. It’s hard for him to maintain his normal life with all of this going on. Niklaus already knows that once The Bachelor airs, his normal life will be thrown out the window.

Overall, he’s excited for his new journey, but scared of the repercussions. Just know, Niklaus likes sunset walks on the beach, chocolate, and a good Rom-Com. At least according to his Tinder bio he does. You can catch him on the newest season of The Bachelor, or on the streets of Penn State.

This is Max. Max is just your typical Penn State bro, just out doing some bro stuff in this picture. Little does every know, Max is actually an expert hacker. When I say expert, I mean he’s hacked into the Pentagon before, yes the actual United States Pentagon. He looks like such a sweet kid, your average bro, that honestly nobody suspects it.

There hasn’t been a single computer or database that Max hasn’t been able to get into. Now, some take more time than others like the FBI, CIA, Pentagon, and White House. He can’t say just how he does it, because everyone knows that a magician never reveals his secrets, but it’s an amazing thing to watch happen. Nobody has ever seen anybody move their fingers over keys and focus in on one thing as much as Max does when he’s hacking.

He see’s it as more of a hobby than a career, as he’s here for more of a Pre-Med track. He saw it as just for fun until one day he got a call from a random number he’s never seen before. He never usually answers random numbers, but this time something almost forced him to. Max answered the phone with a confused, “Hello?” The man on the phone had an extremely deep voice and explained to Max he was the head of the F.B.I. and had been keeping a close eye on him throughout the years.

The man’s name was Mr. Smirnov, and he had explained to Max that he was actually extremely impressed with all he could do, and that he had never seen anyone quite as bright as him. Max was shocked, scared, and also flattered, that didn’t stop him from puking though. After Max had finished up, Mr. Smirnov told Max that if he wanted to drop out of school right now he’d have a job as a top notch hacker for the United States. As tempting as it was, Max wanted to finish out his degree, which Mr. Smirnov applauded him for. He then told Max that if he switches to computer science the government will not only guarantee him a job after his four years, but they’ll also pay for his entire four year long tuition.

This was an offer nobody in their right mind would pass up! Max, being the genius he is, accepted this offer and declared his new major, switched all of his classes, and decided to live his best life. Hopefully Max will fit in with the bro’s of the F.B.I., and maybe even turn into an agent himself! Only time will tell for Max though, I guess.

Welcome back to another Real People, Fake Stories post! This is Jake. Now, Jake is a cool kid on campus, always surrounded by people, and super likable. A reason behind this is because he is the current President of the United States. Seems fake right? Well believe it, because it’s 100% true. Jake is the youngest person to ever be elected as President, at the age of 19, but he’s also the most qualified, despite him just being in his freshman year of college.

Jake won this vote in the biggest landslide election in history. He really got the attention of the younger generation on America with his infamous catchphrase, “Sup?” You wouldn’t think this would be an important factor in his Presidency, but it was. His policies included the legalization of marijuana everywhere, lowering the drinking age to eighteen, and free college for all. I’m sure you can see why the younger generations all voted for him. Personally, I did.

He’s also recently been linked to the rapper I previously wrote about, named Lil Mill. Nobody was expecting this Penn State love affair to occur, especially not the press, and they’ve been eating this up. At every single press conference their relationship has come up, which is kind of weird seeing as he’s The President and you’d expect them to ask harder hitting questions. Lil Mill may soon become The First Lady, though!

Jake tries to be a normal kid for classes by day, and President by night, now that doesn’t always mean it works perfectly or even in his favor at all. He’s had to leave and go to other countries tons of times, resulting in him skipping class, which is detrimental to his education. Luckily for him, there is an entire team of people set up to go to his classes for him, help him with homework, and even tutors for subjects he struggles in, which aren’t many. Usually, Presidents go for the law degree, but Jake is actually a Pre-Ped major here at Penn State.

Now, Jake may seen spoiled, but he tries extremely hard to balance all of his time and fulfill his education. He loves going to school, surprisingly, and he loves Penn State. He has been quoted on saying that his best memories are from here. The entire Penn State community wants him to remain President for as long as they live. As he’s said many times before, “You can’t hate on at the Philly kid who’s just out here boolin’!” Although, the country is kind of upset over how he pronounces the word “water” but, I guess you have to let some things slide for the President.

President Jake is ready to take on the entire world, and does. He’s moving legislation to let a president serve more than two terms, and it’s seemingly going to pass, so we may be seeing him more than we thought. You can tell he loves his girlfriend, his job, and his school. Having so many passions at such a young age, and being so goal oriented, while also holding the weight of the entire country on your shoulders is no easy task, yet he handles it gracefully. President Jake will continue “boolin'” and “flexin'” on other countries for many years to come.