This is Max. Max is just your typical Penn State bro, just out doing some bro stuff in this picture. Little does every know, Max is actually an expert hacker. When I say expert, I mean he’s hacked into the Pentagon before, yes the actual United States Pentagon. He looks like such a sweet kid, your average bro, that honestly nobody suspects it.

There hasn’t been a single computer or database that Max hasn’t been able to get into. Now, some take more time than others like the FBI, CIA, Pentagon, and White House. He can’t say just how he does it, because everyone knows that a magician never reveals his secrets, but it’s an amazing thing to watch happen. Nobody has ever seen anybody move their fingers over keys and focus in on one thing as much as Max does when he’s hacking.

He see’s it as more of a hobby than a career, as he’s here for more of a Pre-Med track. He saw it as just for fun until one day he got a call from a random number he’s never seen before. He never usually answers random numbers, but this time something almost forced him to. Max answered the phone with a confused, “Hello?” The man on the phone had an extremely deep voice and explained to Max he was the head of the F.B.I. and had been keeping a close eye on him throughout the years.

The man’s name was Mr. Smirnov, and he had explained to Max that he was actually extremely impressed with all he could do, and that he had never seen anyone quite as bright as him. Max was shocked, scared, and also flattered, that didn’t stop him from puking though. After Max had finished up, Mr. Smirnov told Max that if he wanted to drop out of school right now he’d have a job as a top notch hacker for the United States. As tempting as it was, Max wanted to finish out his degree, which Mr. Smirnov applauded him for. He then told Max that if he switches to computer science the government will not only guarantee him a job after his four years, but they’ll also pay for his entire four year long tuition.

This was an offer nobody in their right mind would pass up! Max, being the genius he is, accepted this offer and declared his new major, switched all of his classes, and decided to live his best life. Hopefully Max will fit in with the bro’s of the F.B.I., and maybe even turn into an agent himself! Only time will tell for Max though, I guess.