Disclaimer: There is absolutely no sarcasm in this article: I am utterly serious.
Technology, where would the world be without it? Well, we would be without all the unreliable pains that come with it, such as power-shortages, printer’s not printing, frozen computer screens, and viruses. I mean, how did the people survive without technology in the olden days? I know I have a blast when I’m typing up a paper that’s due the next day and my printer runs out of ink, then my fun continues when I’m forced to drive to the store to buy some since almost every single teacher now-a-days assumes everyone has access and patience for technology. Isn’t it wonderful when your computer gets a virus and you have to wait for eternity while your computer cleans out this invisible monster you don’t even know how it got there? Good times. I don’t know why anyone would ever want to write an essay on paper and miss out on all the adventure of Microsoft Word. Not to mention, paper kills trees, unlike computers; all they do is use up a ton of electricity, it’s not like electricity is made from any of our limited natural resources. How about the fact that technology in general is so reliable! You buy a computer and it lasts, maybe seven years! Phones as well last for a long time, don’t they. Oh, well they don’t, but who cares when new phones are created all the time because the previous ones were crap: I just always know the new phones will be much better than the old ones.
My next point about how I love it! Some people prefer to spend their time outdoors, in the sun, getting in touch with themselves. Ha! I can get in-touch just find, in fact technology allows me to get in touch with anyone, anytime I want–even at three am when I’m deathly alone with no one to talk to. I feel I don’t need to get to know myself when I can get to know everyone else and possibly even lose my personality with it because I’m so focused on other people and my amazing technology. I hope you can relate; I never even leave home without some form of technology with me, I literally cannot live without it (I’ve tried and failed). But, there are some crazy people who don’t even have a smart-phone, why torture yourself. Everyone should be able to experience the joy I have, it’s a shame some just don’t understand.