A good way to start this series is with someone who holds a special place in my heart… lol jk. He is, however, someone Pennsylvania residents should be paying attention to. To be fair and to prove I’m being completely unbias, he isn’t the creepiest senator, but RPat Toomey is someone you should be scared of because he’s not for you. And by you, I mean marginalized groups like POC, the LGBT+ community, and women. To the guys, he’s not really for you either, but I’m just going off of the assumption that you listen to rap music occasionally and love someone who is female.
He has been against a woman’s right to choose since before a lot of us [new voters] were even born. In June of 1999, he voted yes to bar the transportation of minors to recieve an abortion. In May of 2001, he voted to cut funding to Family Planning. The logic here is airtight. The best way to prevent pregnancy in minors is never talking about it and never telling them how to protect themselves from STDs because why would anyone need to know that if you’re never going to have sex with anyone but the person you marry when you’re in your 20s. I’m pretty sure there are at leat 5 episodes of Law & Order SVU where this misconception is the primary plot line.
He has always been a loser (as opposed to a champion) when it comes to civil rights. Voting to ban same-sex marriage in 2004, because love is absolutley not a paramount to Christianity… at least when it inflitrates our democracy apparently. To boot, he has an 11% rating by the ACLU which makes sense because he refused to accept that family seperation at the border was a crisis. He resorted to the classic excuse that it wasn’t his area of expertise. Oh, and as conservatives always do with Human Rights violations, he said the speration crisis was being over-exaggerated. Snowflakes man, they blow everything out of proportion. Except had this happened to him and his children… bad example because no one would ever insinuate that he and Kris aren’t from the United States. Just to touch again on the value of family… FAMILY VALUES ONLY APPLY TO WHITE FAMILIES IT’S NOT IMPORTANT TO THE CORE OF CHRISTIANITY. You heard it from this guy first… remember that.
I’m going to reign this in soon. I promise. But first I’m going to talk about why we should be putting pressure on this rodent animal Rat Pat Toomey. Brett Kavanaugh is up for the Supreme Court (SCOTUS) nomination and that’s scary as f—. At the present the Supreme Court consists of 4 Republicans and 4 Democrats. Anthony Kennedy was a republican wild card who kept the court balanced at times. Also at the present, if you didn’t already know, the Republican party controls the Executive and Legislative branch. If Kavanaugh is confirmed, checks and balances will have failed, and it will be the final straw for our Democracy.
Kavanaugh is a champion of corrupt, conservative values. He is in support of overturning Roe V. Wade, the court decision that is central to the liberty of women in the United States. At the most basic level, Kavanaugh doesn’t even understand how birth control works being quoted as calling them, “abortion inducing drugs.” But people want him in charge of women’s health? Count me out. He has been pegged to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges, the court case from 2013 that ruled same sex marriage to be legal and constitutional.
Quite frankly Kavanaugh should be scaring the s— out of you.
Back to the man we should be giving our full attention to.
Donald Trump coined the phrase, “Drain the swamp,” during the 2016 election year. This implies that vicious animals like alligators and snakes inhabit Capital Hill. While I don’t disagree (but for different reasons), I think it’s more of a rodent problem. You guessed it. RPat Toomey is the dumb, weak, and easily manipulated animal Senator you should be calling everyday because we can’t let him approve this catastrophic nomination. My guess is Toomey has a poster of Kavanaugh on the ceiling over his bed, and I’m over it. We can’t let the Republican party control our government because it wouldn’t be a functioning democracy. Quite frankly it would be hell, and the second Kavanaugh approves the extention of Presidential terms, I will be seeking refuge in Canada. You can quote me on that.
Register to vote: https://www.votespa.com/Register-to-Vote/Pages/default.aspx
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/07/politics/brett-kavanaugh-hearing-birth-control/index.html
https://www.aclu.org/news/aclu-releases-report-judge-brett-kavanaughs-civil-liberties-and-civil-rights-record
https://splinternews.com/brett-kavanaugh-is-bad-news-1827463893
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/23/opinions/brett-kavanaugh-bad-for-women-opinion-ledbetter/index.html
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/republican-senator-pat-toomey-migrant-family-separations-exaggerated-no-expert-mexico-border-a8405681.html
http://www.ontheissues.org/PA/Pat_Toomey.htm
https://www.toomey.senate.gov
The idea of making abortion illegal is so anachronistic in my opinion because everyone has a right to control their body (especially in this day and age). It just baffles me that the same people that are so-called “pro-life” don’t support health care , the GOP chose to give tax breaks to corporations and the wealthiest Americans, etc. It’s almost as if they want you to live but don’t want to make living any easier for those who struggle to live. Their are many reasons why women get abortions such as FINANCIAL ISSUES, rape, or they simply don’t want a child. It bothers me that people don’t understand that abortion isn’t always easy for women as well and it’s a brave decision to make in a society that hardly accepts it.
Okay, so I’m not completely educated on what’s happening in politics and our government (even though I should be), but I love this. I love the sarcastic tone and the outright ROASTING of these morons. I think if you took the outright satirical tone of say, “A Modest Proposal”, you would have had A LOT of old white men worshipping you like they lust over Tomi Lahren, so I like that while you are making a satirical hyperbole, you are still firm in where you stand in the situation.