If you haven’t wondered what it would be like to date one of the world’s most famous politicians when they were younger, what have you been doing?

If you don’t even know where to start, I’m here to help. I will be ranking politicians in order of hotness and dateability.

Also, thank you to my one nameless pal who inspired me to write this post by asking who my top three celebrity crushes are; I’ll give you seven.

#7: Jake Tapper

Before you tell me he isn’t a politician, I know. But this list would not be complete had I not included him.

After careful consideration, I have decided that Tapper will sit at the bottom of the list because he would be the type of boyfriend to mansplain everything to you, but he would definitely get you flowers for your first date.

I’m also meshing in current day Tapper with this decision; I love a guy who will put any republican in their place no matter how hard they fight it. This twelve minute interview is what gets Tapper a spot.

#6: Tim Kaine

The jawline is why we’re here, and I guess the hair. He is a good looking man. I would have sat through any Richmond lecture of his just to stare at him to learn as much as I could about law in one sitting.

As upset as I still am about the 2016 election being flushed down the toilet, I’m not going to hold it against young Kaine; He had no idea he what he was going to be a part of and I’m guessing he never acted like he did. And we love when guys don’t have huge egos because they support every decision you make. Tim Kaine is the Ben Wyatt of the real world.

#5: Barack Obama

The ONLY reason he is not number one is because of Michelle; I would never encourage anyone getting in the middle of those two, so this ranking has nothing to do with dateability.

I would let Obama spend every minute talking to me about how he just wants to make the world a better place and laying out his presidential campaign tactics. His voice is better than Morgan Freeman and Jake Tapper’s any day of the week.

#4: Justin Trudeau

This. Man. Broke. Hearts.

I would have stood in line to let him break mine. Knowing now that he would be the Prime Minister of Canada and would focus heavily on saving the planet, yeah I would do anything to go back and hop on that train.

Watching every interaction he has with Trump, especially when they were signing the G20 agreement makes me want to give him the number one spot, but he decided to stay in Canada instead of coming here to save us all so he will stay at seven.

#3: Bernie Sanders

My dream guy will have gotten arrested for fighting institutionalized racism… and for fighting for universal healthcare, and free college, and a progressive tax plan. Bernie is both my dream husband and my dream president.

Quite frankly, present day Sanders has my heart too. The same way I would give Ruth Bader Ginsberg my whole ribcage, I’d give him whatever he needs to serve two whole terms.

#2: Joe Biden

Listen. Joe Biden was definitely the preppy jock who only wanted to date the prettiest girl in school, but he was nice to everyone and made even the teachers swoon. He literally was a star football player in high school and was class president.

He also went to Syracuse Law school; Not to brag but I’m from Upstate and that is a pearl in our history.

#1: John McCain

Always willing to be more progressive, and probably the bravest man on this list. Rest In Peace.