Introduction

Most people grew up hearing about wooly mammoths and sabre-toothed cats in some frequency throughout their childhood. These animals, and others like them, dominated the prehistoric world, and in many cases, walked right alongside early humans, though many of the most admirable creatures are forgotten and unknown by the vast majority of people. In the same lands today where the most interesting thing you might see out your window is a white tailed deer, used to be just as diverse and teeming with life as the African Savannah. However, many of these long lost marvels have close relatives alive today, and it is my hope that through this blog, I can share my fascination with these extinct animals and show their ties to modern day life on earth.

To kick off, I would like to showcase the Daeodon, or the “hell pig,” pictured below.

Daeodon the Terminator – Prehistoric Otter
Daeodon (1)

The daeodon was the largest member of the endeledont family, standing at roughly 6 feet tall at the shoulder, about the same size as a rhinoceros. Their heads alone were three feet long, and possessed a mixture of massive teeth and tusks which serve as evidence that it did consume meat, though it was likely an omnivore. They lived during the Miocene period, between 5-23 million years ago, in what is now the American Midwest.

Skull of Daeodon shoshonensis, a giant omnivores relative of whales and  hippo from the Miocene of North America. : r/interestingasfuck
Daeodon skull (2)
Skull of Daeodon shoshonensis, a giant omnivores relative of whales and  hippo from the Miocene of North America. : r/interestingasfuck
Hippo Skull (3)

These animals are classified as artiodactyls, meaning that they walk on an even number of toes, putting them alongside cows, pigs, and deer. Contrary to their nickname, however, the hell pig’s closest living relative is the hippopotamus, which shocked me when I first heard it. That leads many, including myself, to believe that instead of having all of their bony protrusions visible through the skin, as it appears in the first image, daeodon could have had a very meaty head with those bony outcrops buried in skin and muscle, as is the case with hippos as shown by image 3 above. These could also be the sites of glands used by males for chemical communication with other daeodons, which is how the warty protrusions in modern warthogs are used.

Daeodons also possessed massive neck muscles, indicated by their “hunched” back, as well as incredibly strong jaws. These characteristics are shared by modern hyenas, which are scavengers capable of biting through bone tissue and pulling immense weight with their necks. Given that they lived in a time where the American Midwest was as hostile as the grasslands of Kenya, this provides evidence that daeodon may have had a similar lifestyle to hyenas. However, it is also possible that the massive neck muscles were necessary merely to support the proportionally large head.

Scars on daeodon skulls also indicate that this species probably engaged in dominance battles that involved biting each others faces. This is a behavior seen in hippopotamus, which makes sense given their close lineage. This possibility is further supported by the ability of the daeodon to open their mouths unusually wide, which would have been an evolutionary benefit in both feeding as well as fights against other males.

The rest of the daedon body consists of a stocky torso and thin legs, which I think looks a lot like the American Bison of today. I find this interesting that these two animals lived in the same habitat and have such a similar torso and legs, so maybe that means that this is just an effective body shape for moving long distances across the plains.

Beyond this, not much is known about the daeodon. But, I think that this segment exemplified the goal of my blog, which is just to explore an animal that is not well known, and see how we can uncover how it used to live by placing it among animals of today. Additionally, I hope that you will think about the plains of Kansas slightly differently now with the knowledge that there used to be giant, meat-eating hell pigs scavenging there.

 

References:

“Entelodont.” Encyclopædia Britannica, Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc., https://www.britannica.com/animal/entelodont.

Strauss, Bob. “Daeodon, Formerly Known as Dinohyus, the Terrible Pig.” ThoughtCo, ThoughtCo, 16 Jan. 2020, https://www.thoughtco.com/daeodon-dinohyus-terrible-pig-1093187.

“This I Believe” Rough Draft

As another semester begins, another 3 weeks pass where the Penn State campus gyms have a line out the door, and I’ll wait 15 minutes before I can find an open bench. However, day by day, the mobs dissipate, the lines at the door disappear, and the number of gym-goers is cut in half. It isn’t hard to figure out why; exercise is hard. Its uncomfortable, and people don’t like being uncomfortable, but quitting is easy, and people much prefer to do things that are easy. But those that stay reap the benefits of their work, which can include confidence, longer life, and personal satisfaction, while those that chose to quit may not experience this long-term satisfaction.

This is not a speech about gym motivation, because this concept of the payoff of hard work vs the suffering brought on by inaction exists everywhere, all the time. What is so often misunderstood is that opting for the easy things doesn’t prevent hardship, it merely postpones it.

Let it be known that I am no saint. It is rare that I will tumble out of bed without having hit the snooze button on my alarm at least once, because I just don’t wanna get up, plain and simple. Getting up early is hard, especially after sleeping two hours short of what’s healthy since I couldn’t bring myself to just do my homework at a reasonable time. I don’t like doing these things, because they’re hard.

But even more difficult than this is being a passive observer of my own life, watching as time slips away and swallows the fulfillment I so desire in its current. So while I have my fair share of bad habits that need work, I strive to own every day and take charge of my own success.

Getting stuck settling for less and ignoring the opportunities I encounter brings on a whole new kind of suffering. It is the suffering of a life that isn’t truly mine. How long will I wait in discontent for the pieces to fall into place? How long until I experience the depression of seeing how much I missed out on simply because I didn’t feel like putting in the effort? Pursuing your passion is never easy, but neither is a lifetime of regret. So, suffer for a reason. Though it may pain me now, I know that the hard work towards things I truly care about is worth it just for the sake of not experiencing that misery.

So think to yourself, what’s worse? A life that’s hard because you lack the will to control it? Or a life that’s hard because of the patience and work you put forth to make it your own?

I believe that my life will be difficult no matter what, so it’s up to me to decide what kind of difficult I want it to be.