“Okay, wait. Was Olivia even wearing shoes? No!”
Boy oh boy.
I just have the urge to write something and that phrase was stuck in my head for around five minutes. The same five minutes it takes me to get to Chambers. I just wanted an excuse to share that irrelevant interjection.
I find so much comic value in that random sentence.
“Oh my God, she wasn’t even wearing shoes!”
“No waaay honey, no way!”
I had to bite my lip to prevent myself from jumping in.
Not my place, nor my discussion.
Let’s just say I could smell the need for Starbucks in that group of females.
Females are so testy, which is actually extremely ironic because they in fact lack the anatomical features that would literally make them…
Nevermind.
That was slightly inappropriate.
Highly funny, but still, inappropriate.
I love the fact that this has no direction,
But Harry Styles has one.
Okay sorry, that was just bad. Let’s continue.
I enjoy the consistent, constant whirring of the blades of the fan.
Must be boring… being a fan blade.
You help people keep their cool when things get heated and what do they get in return?
A layer of dust to show people’s appreciation.
What a prize.
Why am I typing about fan blades?
I cannot wait for Happy Valley weather to get its act together.
I have no idea what to wear before I leave my dorm for the first time every morning.
Should I bring an umbrella or my waterproof zip up jacket or both or neither or…
Yesterday I wore a sweater and all I did the entire day was sweat. It was cold early on, but of course, every minute that went by prompted the temperature to raise itself, one degree at a time. Thanks, State College!
But I love this place. I really do.
It’s just like a city in the comfort of a campus.
That could be an infomercial slogan.
If anyone ever uses it, let me know.
What to talk about next…
Ellipses and tittles.
Both dots.
One at the end and the other on top.
That was a little intentional rhyming action for ya.
You’re welcome.
But an ellipse is literally…
And a tittle is the dot to my “eye”.
Didn’t see that one coming, huh?
Okay really stop now.
Not you, me.
I really enjoy the fact that I am conversing with my computer screen via fingers.
How hi-tech of me.
Too mainstream for friends.
This is a nice little exercise to help me focus on things.
Okay, this is all I will write.
Thanks for reading all about my shenanigans on Fraiser Street!