Something in Monday’s lecture reminded me of this:
“What do you get if you cross a rock-climber with a mosquito.”
Definitely candy for first solution. (Actually I owe you all candy. Dang.)
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
First mathematician says, “Bring me a beer”.
Second mathematician: “Bring me half a beer”.
Third mathematician: “Bring me one-fourth of a beer.”
This goes on for a while. Finally, the barkeep gets annoyed. Slamming two full beers down on the counter, he turns to the mathematicians and says:
“You people just don’t know your limits.”
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We get nothing since we can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
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