Biofuels represent one of the most promising solutions to the global energy crisis. They are derived from crop waste, manure, and other byproducts making them highly renewable. They can be immediately used wherever diesel fuel is accepted. They reduce greenhouse gas emissions. They are cleaner for your car. They may even help us achieve energy independence and stimulate our economy (Skye, 2014). The list goes on. There is just one small problem.
The process of refining biofuels is quite difficult and currently costs 20₡ more per gallon than ordinary diesel fuel. Not to mention the large cost of building the necessary manufacturing plants to produce them (Skye, 2014). Ultimately, this is the largest roadblock keeping biofuels from attaining energy stardom. However, recent studies have identified one cost cutting solution that may bring biofuels into the limelight where they belong. Researcher Bai Yun from her base at San Diego has more:
“First off, I would like to address the common misconception that pandas are lazy and we do nothing but sit around and eat bamboo all day. Quite the contrary, we sit around eating bamboo while making major scientific breakthroughs. It was about 2 years ago as I was surfing the web in my enclosure updating my status on Facebook when an ad caught my eye. Apparently, when I recently bought a shipment of bamboo and a case of 5-Hour Energy on Amazon, the social marketing algorithm promoting Facebook ads had combined the two purchases to advertise for Blue Marble Energy a Biofuel company in Seattle, Washington. For more information about social marketing, you should watch this fantastic TED talk by Ben Paskoff. No, seriously, you should watch it (Here). Anyway, my curiosity was piqued and I had little else to do so I clicked on the link. It took me to Blue Marble Energy’s homepage where I became fascinated by the science behind creating usable energy from plants.
You see, this company specializes in creating unique biochemical compounds using microbes from other animals to break down organic material. By doing this, they hope to make it easier to synthesize ethanol and biofuels from plants and other waste products. It is a good idea, but as I read more I realized they were doing it all wrong. They were using all the wrong sorts of critters. They needed me.
To the untrained eye, I may appear lazy when I am lying around in the sun eating bamboo, but in reality, I am actually hard at work. For those of you who don’t know, bamboo isn’t your typical leafy green vegetable. It is one tough plant which few other animals can digest. What’s my secret? I’m glad you asked. You see, bamboo takes a short trip through my digestive tract because my body carries unusually potent enzymes from very specific microbes in my stomach which enable me to break down lignocellulose.
So, as soon as I realized I had the solution to their problem, I called them up and pitched my idea. They were all like, “Bai Yun, what a brilliant idea! You are so smart. What would we do without you? Your caretakers should buy you the premium bamboo instead of the cheap commercial stuff you don’t like.” You know, the usual flattery. Anyway, point in fact, companies are now researching my poop to harness the power of the microbes inside me to melt their plants, or something like that. I’m just glad I could help out.
Now, if I may ask, where are we in getting Pandas off the endangered species list?”
Works Cited:
- Bidwell, Allie. “Giant Pandas Could Help Solve the Global Energy Crisis.” U.S.News & World Report, 10 Sept. 2013. Web. http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/09/10/giant-pandas-could-help-solve-the-global-energy-crisis
- Skye, Jared. “Advantages and Disadvantages of Biofuels.” LoveToKnow. 2014. Web.http://greenliving.lovetoknow.com/Advantages_and_Disadvantages_of_Biofuels