Welcome back, my horrible people! By now I’m sure a lot of you are thinking, this much bad luck with girls couldn’t really happen to one guy, right? Sadly, you would be wrong. Mike is a real person who lives on my floor, and all my blog posts are nonfiction (unfortunately for our friend Mike). […]
Netflix & Not So Chill
Welcome back, horrible people! I’m glad you enjoyed my last tragic post enough to want to read more of Mike’s misfortunes. This week is especially tragic, in my opinion, as Mike’s hopes at a second date were set higher than ever before being brought down by the merciless fist of love. Let’s start at the […]
Rock Climbing Rendezvous
Welcome horrible people! (If you are willing to read a blog titled The Misfortunes of Mike, then you clearly enjoy the failure of others. This makes you a horrible person, but don’t worry, you’re not alone! I’m writing this blog for enjoyment, aren’t I?) My future blog will focus around ten incidents of my friend Mike and […]