November 21, 2020 By Ayana Francois On Monday Fashion experts at the CDC discovered a new strain of turtleneck that is rapidly spreading across the northeast. Scientists believe this is a new style of the…
By Ben Hommrich STATE COLLEGE, Pa.- In an unprecedented move, representatives from Michelin announced today that Penn State student Cody Wales (junior-pre med) has been awarded a Michelin star. The organization cites his magnum opus,…
By Ben Hommrich STATE COLLEGE, Pa. – Penn State student Josh Fink (freshman-finance) shocked friends and acquaintances alike when he announced that he, in fact, watches documentaries and learns a lot from them. This revelation…
By Matthew Visomirski STATE COLLEGE, Pa. – Penn State Football took a hit last Saturday when the University Athletic Director Sandy Barbour announced that star receiver Jahan Dotson (senior-communications) was ineligible to compete in games…
By Ava Wendelken PHILADELPHIA, Pa. – Ah, fuck, man. We actually did a really bang-up job with the whole cancer thing, but when we went outside to show people walking by, a really big gust…
