By Ava Wendelken IDIOTVILLE, USA – Can you believe this guy? He seems to have no idea the kind of work that went into making him. He lives in this made-up fairy tale land where…
By Keith Meenan WASHINGTON – While many have theorized it before, D.C.-based think tank, “ThoughtGrab,” has determined once and for all that life is one big joke. Despite the fact that this statement could potentially…
By Michael Trojak HOUSTON – George Dartmit, high cult priest of Lakewood Churches Satanic Summoning Division (LCSSD), who asked for the anonymity of both himself and his employer, has spoken that Lakewood Church theorizes that,…
By Huge Pervert STATE COLLEGE, Pa. – Yeah, you read that headline all right. I have a shame kink and I’m proud of it. I can say any shitty opinion I have, and all your…
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. – Despite being older than all his remaining friends, college fifth year proves that he can still party. Horace Blake (fifth year-business) has been around longer than most. “I can still remember…
