UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa. -After fierce debate from both its supporters and detractors, UPUA resolution #28-16, A Resolution Permitting the Repositioning of Mission-Critical Furniture in the Hetzel Union Building, passed with a vote of 23-9. The…
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. – Slim Chickens, the usurper of Chick-fil-A’s spot in the HUB, has shocked the student body of Penn State this week by holding a press conference to reveal a new direction for…
WASHINGTON – In the U.S. Military’s latest attempts to persuade the youth of America to enlist, a new, unconventional promise has been made: one blowjob. Harry Winston (58), Chief Organizer of youth outreach and enlistment…
By a 4-year-old boy MY ROOM, USA! – My name is Tommy and I heard of a big a scary thing on my ipad about mean guys in twucks getting in charge of a place…
