| Reported by Nikhil Nayyar | WASHINGTON, D.C. — The US Department of Commerce planned precautionary measures this weekend, publishing an official report that advised “turning the economy off and then back on again” as a…
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| Reported by Nikhil Nayyar | NEW YORK, N.Y. — It is the end times… Theodore Pembrooke, a 25-year-old accountant from Brooklyn, N.Y., just completed the inevitable. Pembrooke, a self described “man of many cultures”…
| Reported by Nikhil Nayyar | GOLDEN VALLEY, Minn. — In a surprising press conference, General Mills announced it has terminated a longstanding contract with Lucky the Leprechaun. The Irish Fairy of old was most…
