There exist very many strange, arguably crazy religious organizations. The online group Constellation Seven, however, has taken the art of promoting eccentric beliefs and ideas to the next level. Entirely aside from their questionable philosophy, Constellation Seven’s website (www.constellation7.org) is more likely than not the most poorly designed website on the internet. With a neon color scheme reminiscent of a hippi rainbow gathering, a constantly adapting (colorful) menu on the side of the screen, and barely legible text, the site automatically plays a traditional hymn in the background before proceeding to stream Christian rock radio.

I find words altogether insufficient to describe the magnitude of the fail that is this websites design, and can only recommend that you check it out for yourself before reading the rest of this blog… it is worth it, but please refrain from clicking the link if you are epileptic as the site is likely enough to trigger seizures in those with no medical history of such problems. For being such a poorly designed webiste, Constellation Seven is a suspiciously large and content-rich site. This fact initially made me suspicious that the entire site is some manner of wild joke, but I have been unable to find any evidence to support my suspicion. Let us examine some of the the thousands of problems with this website.

1) While all statements on this site appear to be backed up, none of the supporting documents or linked sites stand to scrutiny as valid sources (in fact, many of the sites linked to appear to be made by the same authors – just look out for the psychedelic color scheme and obnoxious auto-playing music). In fact, youtube videos of fringe ministers, meaningless animations, and personal testimony are the most common “evidence” for statements made. The only evidence which I was unable to discredit beyond much doubt in a few minutes of research is a book cited multiple times on the site, called “Vision for Utopia.” It turns out that this book is written by one of the authors of the site, and much of the site is devoted to subtly (and occasionally obviously) promoting this book.

2) It is unclear what the mission of the site is, or how any donations would be used. The inexplicable homepage of the site is a constellation (see what I did there) of disconnected bible quotes, advertisements, plugins, and GIFs.  About halfway down the page begins a list of statements which might amount to some sort of purpose for the website. I have quoted some below (original capitalization preserved): “We are dedicated to revealing The Full Truth of God as recorded for all time in The Most Holy Bible.” “Also, undeniable evidence of Creation, as opposed to evolution, is presented in a way that leaves no room for argument, aside from blind, ignorant, refusal to Believe.” “Some True Spiritual anecdotes, comprising personal Testimony, are also documented, to confirm spectacular Contact by God. Some of these Testimonies are nothing less than Supernatural in nature.”

3) How does one become involved in this cause, and what does that involvement even entail? After reading the entire website several times ( and sleeping off several resulting headaches), I am unable to answer that basic question. The closest the site comes is an offer to become a “Musician, Prayer Warrior, Healer, Preacher, Evangelist, Teacher or Gospel Helper” at a church in Hong Kong.

After careful analysis of the site, I have concluded that either it is a very well done joke, or an unbelievable poorly done promotion for some manner of Christian cult on the Hong Kong Gold Coast. I cannot imagine anyone taking the site seriously, although given the success of other strange cults throughout history I suppose it is not impossible that some contingent of followers exists. This group could seriously use some web design help, though. With that Christian Music playing in the background, I can’t even hear their embedded video in which Benny Hinn is “curing” a man’s deafness.